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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 9:06:02 GMT -5
I start a sentence, and you have to continue from it.
I live in a house with no toilet...
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Post by starman on Jan 1, 2008 9:07:40 GMT -5
So I use the sink as a toilet. Sometimes...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 9:08:19 GMT -5
This house can play tricks on you, like the time...
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Post by starman on Jan 1, 2008 9:16:57 GMT -5
I drove to a house with my girlfriend and we made out. Suddenly, she disappears. The house-owners arrive home and try to kill me. They locked me in the dark cellar. Then the zombie of the house-owners' father walks towards me. I scream and pound on the cellar door, but the zombie grabs onto my foot and starts eating it. (This bears no similarities to "Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn". None.  ) Anyway, they opened the cellar door and... |
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 9:21:03 GMT -5
Somebody walks towards me with a chainsaw in his left hand, and a birthday cake in the other...
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Post by starman on Jan 1, 2008 9:25:48 GMT -5
He eats the birthday cake, pulls me up, and throws the chainsaw at his zombie father. (Seriously, if you haven't, watch "Evil Dead II: Dead By Dawn" - it's classic)
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 9:27:50 GMT -5
Then, for no reason, the Earth explodes and everybody is evacuated to a planet with no air...
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Post by Jye on Jan 1, 2008 10:11:18 GMT -5
But they thought that was a crappy idea so they moved to another planet inhabited by frogs....
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 10:15:55 GMT -5
But they thought it was even crappier, so they waited in the spaceship...
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Post by Jye on Jan 1, 2008 10:17:19 GMT -5
and started playing Pictionary, but Jim couldn't draw a horse so he threw the game across the room hitting Mary in the eye causing Patrick to....
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 10:18:39 GMT -5
say, "I want all these motherf**king people out of my motherf**king spaceship", and his request was served when everybody was sent to the planet with no air. So...
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Post by Mike on Jan 1, 2008 17:57:54 GMT -5
They realized how stupid they were, and evacuated the planet, but after 4 billion people died. So...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 6:57:28 GMT -5
They decided to create a new planet, in which the mayor thought it was a terrible idea. They eventually created it, and lived happily...
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Post by Jye on Jan 2, 2008 7:01:04 GMT -5
until everone started mutating horribly for reasons unknown, so they quickly thought of a plan to...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 7:05:53 GMT -5
Kill everybody in the existance in the universe. The plan worked well, and the population was increased by...
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