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Post by Jye on Jan 2, 2008 7:09:16 GMT -5
minus ten thousand due to an unfortunate toilet seat accident involving a...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 7:11:59 GMT -5
man pretending to scream out curses while mooning. So, the mayor...
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Post by Jye on Jan 2, 2008 7:23:32 GMT -5
engaged the entire population to start an all out screaming match causing...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 7:29:43 GMT -5
the earth's core to explode. And they all lived happily ever after.
NEW STORY
I once caught a gay fish....
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Post by Jye on Jan 2, 2008 7:44:02 GMT -5
while fishing in a kids wading pool in a random backyard. The fish spoke to me and said...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 7:45:34 GMT -5
"Take me home and eat me". I replied, "Are you getting on to me?" He said...
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Post by Mike on Jan 2, 2008 15:51:48 GMT -5
" No. You see... I am your father" I replied "No, no, nooo"....
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Post by Inamon on Jan 2, 2008 15:53:59 GMT -5
"...I've got a father... and he's a fish?" I screamed, and took him to my evil brother, Hugo Simpson...
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Post by Mike on Jan 2, 2008 16:22:00 GMT -5
Who tied him to a pelican...
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Post by Jye on Jan 3, 2008 5:34:45 GMT -5
who flew to Africa after being scared off by a...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 4, 2008 10:20:32 GMT -5
snake, that looked liked Snake...
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Post by Mike on Jan 4, 2008 15:59:15 GMT -5
once it got to Africa, it was squashed by an elephant...
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Post by Jye on Jan 8, 2008 6:29:55 GMT -5
who was on a mission from God to...
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Post by Inamon on Jan 20, 2008 11:41:43 GMT -5
...kill himself, and yet he...
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Post by Mike on Jan 20, 2008 14:16:08 GMT -5
...disobeyed God...
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