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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 12:54:05 GMT -5
Try and think up some of the worst plots ever. In other words, imagine you're writing for The Simpsons.
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Your Food Tastes Like Spit!
Bart spits on the ground, and Lisa decides to lick it off the floor for 14 minutes. She becomes addicted to it. Meanwhile, Homer gives birth to a mutant baby. The mutant baby decides to lick Bart's spit off the ground with Lisa, and the two form a special bond.
DeviantBart
Bart becomes deviant and eats Homer's shoe. Meanwhile, Lisa and Bart fly to florida to visit their aunt. On the way, they stop at Paris….Hilton. In Paris….Texas. On their way to Paris….France, and buy a "Royal with Cheese". Back at home, Homer locks Bart in the cupboard for eating his shoe. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa realise that they never had an aunt, and fly back to Springfield. Back at the house, it turns out that Marge farted in the shoe!! Bart ends up embarrassed and apologises.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 12:59:14 GMT -5
Me and My Bart
Homer and Bart fight about potatoes. Every three minutes Homer requests to eat a flower, in which Bart always declines.
Misleading Title
Marge buys a train ticket to Nowhere. In nowhere, she dies of bleeding after getting a phone call from Homer, who says that he wants her to have steriods.
Ink Is Running Out
Lisa commits suicide in the Great Tower Of Pisa. Bart tries to save her, but ends up getting arrested for killing an Italian alligator.
I'll think of some more later.
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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 13:02:38 GMT -5
Does Lisa Need Braces? Part One
Non-stop loop of "Lisa needs braces! Dental plan!"
Marge Gets Another Job
Homer gets a job back at Barney's Bowlarama. The family get to go half-price, until the manager finds out and fires Homer.
...And Maggie Makes....Four? Part 1
Bart and Lisa are wondering through old clothes in the attic when they open a box with a skeleton in it, and some papers underneath. There's a birth certificate that reads: "Abe Simpson Junior". Just after Lisa was born, Marge and Homer secretly had a baby, and Homer proudly named it after his father. During the birth, the umbilical chord got tangeled round the baby's neck, and suffocated it to death. They felt it would be too horrifying if Bart and Lisa were to know, so they kept it a secret and hid it away.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 13:06:58 GMT -5
Bart's Grave
Bart is killed by a murderous woman. It appears to be Marge. Homer tries to make her turn Bart alive by forcing her to watch a clip show of Bart / Marge moments, 99.9% from "Marge Be Not Proud". She then does something not worth mentioning here.
That's Very Gay
A clip show of gay shows. This ends by Galalimit saying "Horrible. 1/5, F."
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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 13:12:35 GMT -5
Eat my shorts!
Bart accidentally moves in front of Marge's fork, and she accidentally eats him.
Mr. Burns Victim
In Mr. Burns' attempt to block out the sun, he accidentally points the sun at himself and gets burnt to a crisp.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 13:14:55 GMT -5
Sideshow Bob Becomes
Sideshow Bob becomes attracted to a man and considers himself gay. While killing Bart, in which he kills the man.
Maggie The Killer
Maggie plays football and tackles Ronaldo.
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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 13:23:51 GMT -5
Itchy and Scratchy: Bigger, Longer, Uncut
A new vile, disgusting movie called "Axes of fire" is created. The movie is released in cinemas with an R rating, and Bart and Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney and Dolph sneak in.
Lisa on Rice
All of a sudden, all Lisa will eat is rice; until Rise kills her new boyfriend. What will she do?
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 13:27:00 GMT -5
Milove
Milhouse gets a girlfriend. Sexy results occur.
Mr. Plow II
The excat same structure of Mr. Plow, except it's less snowy. And you get to see the hidden sex scene from the same episode. Sexy results occur.
Plug It In
Homer gets electrocuted and kicked in the ass. He is about to kill himself when he realizes he's already dead and is in 'non-hell'.
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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 13:32:58 GMT -5
Moe's mum dies.....
Moe randomly has a mum all of a sudden, then she just randomly dies all of a sudden....and....stuff.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 14:05:23 GMT -5
Kill The Idiot and Run
The Simpsons kill the Crazy Cat Lady, The Yess Man, Cookie Kwan, Bumblebee Man, and Homer Simpson in Florida after a sexual incident. In that order.
Little Boy
Troy McClure comes back from the dead.
Guest voice: Adolf Hitler
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 14:43:42 GMT -5
Allison
Allison Taylor pisses Lisa for the entire episode
Alone Again, Natura Diddly
In a racetrack, cheerleeders come up and accidently shoot a t-shirt and Maude flanders. She is knocked off the stands and dies. This is followed by around fourteen minutes of Homer jerking him around about finding a girlfriend.
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Post by starman on Dec 24, 2007 14:47:03 GMT -5
Comb over to the dark side
Homer accidentally brutally cuts his head off while combing his hair. Alone Again, Natura DiddlyIn a racetrack, cheerleeders come up and accidently shoot a t-shirt and Maude flanders. She is knocked off the stands and dies. This is followed by around fourteen minutes of Homer jerking him around about finding a girlfriend. Haha, that's probably the craziest one yet!
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Post by Inamon on Dec 24, 2007 15:08:19 GMT -5
Moon
Homer meets Bender. They both do stuff together.
Krusty Gets Krusty
Krusty The Klown stares at a porno shop for the entire episode.
Flanders Failed When
Homer becomes a jerkass and moons at Flanders.
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Post by Jye on Dec 25, 2007 6:39:58 GMT -5
Homer Gets Yet Another Stupid Job Where In The End He Goes Back To The Nuclear Power Plant As Usual
Homer gets a new job. Hilarity Ensues....wait, no it doesn't.
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Post by starman on Dec 26, 2007 7:26:36 GMT -5
Moe's Mom Dies
Moe's Mom Dies. Hilarity ensues....or does it? y..yeah, I'm pretty sure it does.
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