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Post by Inamon on Dec 27, 2007 17:25:19 GMT -5
Madderist
Homer talks about writers. When he mentions Tim Long, he explodes.
Oki
Flanders tries to lick his buttocks, which leads to an affair.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 28, 2007 10:17:36 GMT -5
Another Crossover
The episode start with a clip show of moments from season twelve episodes. Then, Fry, Bender and Leela arrive in the Simpson house from nowhere. They say that they're horribly amused. This leads to a situation with three plots.
- Lisa relates with Bender, in which she releases a song called 'Kiss My Intellegent Ass'. The chorus is simply a sample of a heavy metal song and a Spice Girls song, mashed.
- Leela interacts with Marge. When Leela accidently urinates on Marge's hair, they argue for the entire airtime they're shown.
- Fry plays with Bart and Homer. He thinks Santa's Little Helper is Seymore and starts to praise him. Bart then kicks Fry in the crotch.
Then the Futurama characters leave but crash in the mayor's hall. They are sentenced to death. After this, a new death rule is sentences out - snu snu. This leads to many bank robberies by virgins.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 30, 2007 12:00:31 GMT -5
bump
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Post by Jye on Dec 30, 2007 20:50:56 GMT -5
It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
Marge thinks a woman named Becky is trying to kill her family and- ...oh wait.
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Post by Inamon on Jan 1, 2008 9:28:50 GMT -5
Damn Hell Ass Kings
Bart shakes his ass to the camera while cursing for the entire episode.
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Post by starman on Jan 25, 2008 8:30:28 GMT -5
A Visit to NHC
The Simpsons visit NHC for a day, but get permanently banned for some stupid reason.
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Post by Inamon on Jan 26, 2008 10:02:42 GMT -5
Idiotic
Homer becomes a jerkass and destroys his own house. Meanwhile, the entire family is known to have some sort of virus that turns Springfield into a monopolis.
Super Mario Bros In Another Gay Episode
Mario moves into the Simpson house and is revealed to be a homosexual. Nintendo close down while many people commit suicide. Luigi tries to give Marge a blowjob.
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Post by starman on Jan 26, 2008 12:35:07 GMT -5
Marge Goes to College
Homer goes to college (again) and does basically the exact same thing as he did in "Homer Goes to College" except less funny, and even more hurtful. Meanwhile, the family (including Homer) go to Alaska and Marge smokes crack off the blade of a knife and tapes over their wedding video with her having sex with Flanders.
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Post by Epik Fly on Jan 26, 2008 13:29:30 GMT -5
Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase II
-24 Years
Maggie decides to find who stole her copy of 'The Cat in the Hat'. It takes 24 years to find while Bart becomes a male stripper and Lisa loses her memory and becomes a prostitute for drug and alcohol money.
- Moexter
Moe gets hired in church to appease the victims of sexual harrassment, but the thing is that Moe IS a serial rapist. With sexy results
- Cavewoman
Agnes Skinner becomes a lesbian with Mrs. Burns and resorts to become a cavewoman
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Post by epikfly on Jan 26, 2008 13:34:55 GMT -5
Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase II
-24 Years
Maggie decides to find who stole her copy of 'The Cat in the Hat'. It takes 24 years to find while Bart becomes a male stripper and Lisa loses her memory and becomes a prostitute for drug and alcohol money.
- Moexter
Moe gets hired in church to appease the victims of sexual harrassment, but the thing is that Moe IS a serial rapist. With sexy results
- Cavewoman
Agnes Skinner becomes a lesbian with Mrs. Burns and resorts to become a cavewoman
I didn't know I didn't log in for it
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Post by starman on Jan 26, 2008 13:35:15 GMT -5
You Kent Always Fuck What You Want
Kent Brockman accidently spills coffee on his lap, which makes him horny and causes him to have sex with everyone in the room. Flanders is looking through all the videos when he sees it, and contacts the station in disgust. Kent Brockman comes over to Flanders' house and apologises, but ends up having sex with Flanders. Flanders kicks him out, and he ends up at the Simpsons' door. He has an affair with Marge, who doesn't care about Homer ever since he made a joke about how hot he thinks Maude's dead body is.
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Post by Inamon on Jan 26, 2008 13:38:48 GMT -5
The Story of Noiseland
Inamon posts every story in the worst plot ever thread at the NHC ending with 'with sexy results'. Paul joins in. Paul and Inamon also post 3 in countdown threads. Morbot nearly closes both threads, who previously warned Inamon of an absolutely unoffensive post that wasn't even a spam message.
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Post by Mike on Jan 26, 2008 13:43:18 GMT -5
Rawr
Marge turns into a cat. With sexy results.
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Post by starman on Jan 29, 2008 16:10:44 GMT -5
Sexaphone
Homer randomly starts having sex with Lisa's saxophone. Marge tells him to give it up, but he says "No!" and returns to the sex.
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Post by Inamon on Jan 29, 2008 16:17:12 GMT -5
Holy crap, Starman. Bart To The Bare-A-BoleBart enjoys being naked during sports game, but loses his penis when a football hits him right there. Homer Crap20 minutes of Homer crapping, sound affects included. The Nice ActsMarge finds a book made out of crackers. When she eats it, she has AIDS, and commits suicide. There's a huge trial until somebody realized that she didn't commit suicide - she died of AIDS.
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