Best Picture: The Dark Knight (It would've been Pineapple Express but I thought that should be under comedy)
Runner-Ups: Pineapple Express, Cloverfield, Burn After Reading, Tropic Thunder
Worst Picture: Jumper
Runners-Up: The Day The Earth Stood Still
Best Director: Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight)
Runner-Ups: Coen Brothers (Burn After Reading)
Best Movie That Everyone Apparently Hated But I Loved: Quantum Of Solace
Runner-Ups: Step Brothers, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Best Actor: Seth Rogen (Pineapple Express) That's right, you heard me.
Runner-Ups: Colin Farrell (In Bruges), Brad Pitt (Burn After Reading), John Malkovich (Burn After Reading)
Worst Actor: Anyone in Disaster Movie. (Okay, so I haven't seen it, but who cares)
Runners-Up: -
Best Actress: Frances McDormand (Burn After Reading)
Runners-Up: Elizabeth Banks (Zack and Miri Make A Porno)
Worst Actress: Rachel Bilson (Jumper)
Runners-Up: -
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
Runners-Up: James Franco (Pineapple Express), Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder), Russell Brand (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
Best Supporting Actress: Maggie Gyllenhaal (The Dark Knight)
Runners-Up: -
Really Good Performance In A Really Bad Movie: I can't think of any...
Runners-Up: -
Best Screenplay: Burn After Reading
Runners-Up: Tropic Thunder, Zack and Miri Make A Porno
Best Action Movie: The Dark Knight
Runners-Up: Iron Man
Best Comedy: Pineapple Express
Runners-Up: Tropic Thunder, Burn After Reading, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Sex Drive
Best Animated Movie: Wall-E
Runners-Up: Kung Fu Panda
Best Unintentional Comedy: Gran Torino Trailer. I laughed at his hand being a gun. All I could think of was Mr Bean.
Runners-Up: -
Best Scene: Batman chasing The Joker in his 'Slaughter' truck around Gotham City.
Runners-Up: The Cast of 'Tropic Thunder' raiding the drug camp to rescue Tugg Speedman, Dale Denton and Saul Silver escaping the police cars in the car chase, Chad trying to blackmail Osbourne Cox and getting punched in the face.
Best Musical Score: Down To Earth - Peter Gabriel (Wall-E) Not actually a score but I lied the song.
Runners-Up: Hans Zimmer (The Dark Knight)