Post by Starpossum on Jul 4, 2008 9:04:34 GMT -5
Wal-Mart: Police recieve a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.
1:14 a.m. - Caller reports hitting an intruder in the head with an axe. Notes that intruder "was in the mirror".
1:33 p.m., Sonora - A man came to the Sheriff's Department to "find out how to legally kill" a person who was harassing him.
A caller reported at 7:14 p.m. that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street. Officers responded and learned the person was calling a cat that is named "Help".
2:58 p.m. - The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dog attack - Lower Duck Pond, Lithia Park, Ashland. Police responded to a report of two dogs running loose and attacking ducks at about 11:20 a.m. Sunday.
The officer cited a resident for the loose dogs. The duck refused medical treatment and left the area, according to police reports.
Burglary
A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.
At 12:22 p.m., a cellular caller reported a large snapping turtle in the roadway at Elm Street and Crescent Road. The turtle fled the area undetected.
...Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out, "Marco."
The man's name was not Marco, detective Tim Dohr said. Instead, "the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation."
Police found the suspect after he responded, "Polo."
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1:14 a.m. - Caller reports hitting an intruder in the head with an axe. Notes that intruder "was in the mirror".
1:33 p.m., Sonora - A man came to the Sheriff's Department to "find out how to legally kill" a person who was harassing him.
A caller reported at 7:14 p.m. that someone was on a porch yelling "help" from a residence on Bank Street. Officers responded and learned the person was calling a cat that is named "Help".
2:58 p.m. - The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours watching the center, making parents nervous. Police ID the subject as a cardboard cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Dog attack - Lower Duck Pond, Lithia Park, Ashland. Police responded to a report of two dogs running loose and attacking ducks at about 11:20 a.m. Sunday.
The officer cited a resident for the loose dogs. The duck refused medical treatment and left the area, according to police reports.
Burglary
A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.
At 12:22 p.m., a cellular caller reported a large snapping turtle in the roadway at Elm Street and Crescent Road. The turtle fled the area undetected.
...Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of the building. An officer went inside and called out, "Marco."
The man's name was not Marco, detective Tim Dohr said. Instead, "the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation."
Police found the suspect after he responded, "Polo."
www.oddee.com/item_96447.aspx
