Bad Santa

[starman]

And it is the funniest film of the year. In fact, it's possibly the funniest live-action movie I've ever seen, period. Billy Bob Thornton is excellent here, and showcases absolutely flawless acting; although his repeated use of the word 'fuck' will most likely leave you with a headache by the end of the film. You just have to see it to believe it, because I laughed so hard it hurt. It also features John Ritter's last role in a film before his death.


Here's just one of the many hilarious quotes this film has to offer:

Willie: ...I'm gonna crash here. You and me, like, you know, bachelors.

Kid: Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?

Willie: No. Thank the f*** Christ.

Kid: What about the elves?

Willie: Yeah, well, them. They stay with Mrs. Santa. I get 'em on weekends. Run me a bath, will ya?

Kid: What about the reindeer?

Willie: (pleading) Don't start with the f***ing reindeer.

(Willie's in the bath)
(The Kid sits on a stool, hands on his knees, staring, motionless.)

Kid: ...What're their names?

(Willie lies in the tub, also motionless, a wet washcloth over his face in the tub.)

Willie (from under his washcloth): ...Who?

Kid: The elves.

Willie: (to himself) Oh, f***... (then, to the Kid) I -- I can't remember... Sneezy, and Dopey --

Kid: That's the Seven Dwarves.