Post by starman on Dec 29, 2007 7:28:43 GMT -5
Here is the first chapter of my Fan Fiction, 'The Simpson King'.
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Couch Gag: Animals are running through the opening sequence. Ends with Homer holding a donut up to the sky.
Bart (holding a Krusty the Clown poster): "...Look at this stuff, isn't it neat. Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who has, everything. Look at this comic, stories untold, how many comics can that one basket hol..."
Marge: "Bart! stop singing that song! We'll get sued again."
Downstairs at breakfast.
Homer: Marge! Hurry up! It's my workplace evaluation today!
Marge: Hold still. Don't squirm!
Homer: I am holding still! I am squirming!
Bart: Can I come to work with you today, pop?
Homer: Ohohohohohohoho boy *wipes tear from eye*. No!
Bart: Oh why not? Flanders takes Rod and Tod to his work.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well we'll see about that! *punchs wall*
Marge: Don't take it out on the wall! ...I made you a pillow to punch.
(Homer punches a hole in the pillow)
Bart: So I can go?
Homer: Sure, why not.
Bart and Milhouse get into the car, and Homer drives to work. They arrive at the plant.
Homer: Now, son. There are some places you can and can't go in th...
(Homer realises Bart and Milhouse ran off a while ago)
Homer: D'oh!
(Bart and Milhouse run into Sector 7E)
Bart: Oooh, whadda's this do? *pulls lever* and this? *presses button*
Milhouse: And this? *presses 'Permission' button*
Smithers (over the P.A): Make it quick.
Bart: Coool, we get to see old man Burns! I haven't seen him si...
Milhouse: Hurry, these lifts require key-card activation!
Bart runs into lift first, pushing Milhouse out of the way. Milhouse gets there just in time, but his butt gets stuck in the elevator.
Bart: ....*fills in for Nelson* Haha!
They arive at the top floor.
Burns: Oh look, some happy young children! ("Smithers, give them some candy, and throw them down the release shaft.")
Smithers: With pleasure, s...
Bart (interrupts): So uh, Burnsie. How's being old for ya? *Bart and Milhouse laugh*
Burns: Dowh...
Bart: What's wrong, Burnsie? being old got ya forked tongue?
Burns: Why, I'll give you the beating of a lifetime! *taps Milhouse*
Milhouse: ..Stop it, it tickles! Oohoohoohahaha
Burns: Smithers...they're...laughing...
Smithers: Get out of Mr. Burns' office this minute!
Burns: No..no..I can handle it. Smithers, please leave the room....(to Milhouse) you two four-eyes!
Bart: *gulp*
Burns: Young...*looks at paper* *squints* ...Brat. Now I could kill you now, but I'm not that cold. *touches Bart's neck*
Bart: Aaaaaaaah!!!!
Burns: *kneels down* *snap* I'll let you see your father first. *to himself* ("Before you die! Ahahahaha") *snap*
Bart: Well, okay.
Burns: He's out on the street.
Bart: What, that street?
Burns: No, the o...
Bart: Oh, what, that one?
Burns: No, that's the...
Bart: Ohhh, that one.
Burns: Dowh, it's that one you idiot! *points to main street*
Bart: *gulp*
Burns: Now run along, young Brat. ("...I'll bide my time.")
End of Chapter 1.
*cricket noises*
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Couch Gag: Animals are running through the opening sequence. Ends with Homer holding a donut up to the sky.
Bart (holding a Krusty the Clown poster): "...Look at this stuff, isn't it neat. Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the guy, the guy who has, everything. Look at this comic, stories untold, how many comics can that one basket hol..."
Marge: "Bart! stop singing that song! We'll get sued again."
Downstairs at breakfast.
Homer: Marge! Hurry up! It's my workplace evaluation today!
Marge: Hold still. Don't squirm!
Homer: I am holding still! I am squirming!
Bart: Can I come to work with you today, pop?
Homer: Ohohohohohohoho boy *wipes tear from eye*. No!
Bart: Oh why not? Flanders takes Rod and Tod to his work.
Homer: Oh yeah? Well we'll see about that! *punchs wall*
Marge: Don't take it out on the wall! ...I made you a pillow to punch.
(Homer punches a hole in the pillow)
Bart: So I can go?
Homer: Sure, why not.
Bart and Milhouse get into the car, and Homer drives to work. They arrive at the plant.
Homer: Now, son. There are some places you can and can't go in th...
(Homer realises Bart and Milhouse ran off a while ago)
Homer: D'oh!
(Bart and Milhouse run into Sector 7E)
Bart: Oooh, whadda's this do? *pulls lever* and this? *presses button*
Milhouse: And this? *presses 'Permission' button*
Smithers (over the P.A): Make it quick.
Bart: Coool, we get to see old man Burns! I haven't seen him si...
Milhouse: Hurry, these lifts require key-card activation!
Bart runs into lift first, pushing Milhouse out of the way. Milhouse gets there just in time, but his butt gets stuck in the elevator.
Bart: ....*fills in for Nelson* Haha!
They arive at the top floor.
Burns: Oh look, some happy young children! ("Smithers, give them some candy, and throw them down the release shaft.")
Smithers: With pleasure, s...
Bart (interrupts): So uh, Burnsie. How's being old for ya? *Bart and Milhouse laugh*
Burns: Dowh...
Bart: What's wrong, Burnsie? being old got ya forked tongue?
Burns: Why, I'll give you the beating of a lifetime! *taps Milhouse*
Milhouse: ..Stop it, it tickles! Oohoohoohahaha
Burns: Smithers...they're...laughing...
Smithers: Get out of Mr. Burns' office this minute!
Burns: No..no..I can handle it. Smithers, please leave the room....(to Milhouse) you two four-eyes!
Bart: *gulp*
Burns: Young...*looks at paper* *squints* ...Brat. Now I could kill you now, but I'm not that cold. *touches Bart's neck*
Bart: Aaaaaaaah!!!!
Burns: *kneels down* *snap* I'll let you see your father first. *to himself* ("Before you die! Ahahahaha") *snap*
Bart: Well, okay.
Burns: He's out on the street.
Bart: What, that street?
Burns: No, the o...
Bart: Oh, what, that one?
Burns: No, that's the...
Bart: Ohhh, that one.
Burns: Dowh, it's that one you idiot! *points to main street*
Bart: *gulp*
Burns: Now run along, young Brat. ("...I'll bide my time.")
End of Chapter 1.
*cricket noises*
