Short Script

[Inamon]

I'm making a short scene I thought while watching "Much Apu About Nothing". Enjoy.

Moe, & Apu

SCENE: Kwik E Mart, where he is depressed. Marge is purchasing some groceries.

Apu: (down a mood) Thank you, please come again... (sighs)

Marge: What's wrong, Apu?

Apu: I'm... just feeling down today. Just... down.

Marge: But it's Tuesday. That's when the business really flies.

Apu: (shouting) It's not the business, Mrs. Simpson! Please come again!

Marge, who decides not to waste Apu's time, leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, and comes into the car, where the rest of the family is.

Homer: Did you get the cake?

Marge: Yes, I got the cake.

Homer: Is it cake?

Marge: Yes, it is cake. Homer, I want you to go up to Apu. He's depressed.

Homer: He's always depressed. I've always seen him depressed. Most of the time. Alright, Marge. I'll see what Apu's trouble is this time.

Bart: Go cheer that Indian fellow.

Homer goes to the Kwik E Mart.

Homer: Apu, you've got to gimme some cake!

Apu: Just shut up, I've got so many problems I don't know if I have any.

Homer: Alright, Apu.

Long pause.

Apu: Oh, what the hey. Mr. Simpson, a customer said I was not fit enough for the shopkeeping. But how can I improve? Eh, I've done everything right.

Homer: Wrong. You've done everything right, except one thing. Be able to give a toilet.

Apu: There's one over there.

Homer: (groans) Why did I have to go to the mall? Even the toilets there are closed!

Apu: Look, you've got to help me. I'm so down. So down. Is there a way you can help me teach shopkeeping skills?

Homer: (pause) Gimme a second!

Homer goes outside, just outside the door of the Kwik E Mart.

Homer: Okay. Who should I tell?

Homer's Brain: Don't look at me, I'm not your brain.

Homer: Thanks a lot.

Scene moves back to the Kwik E Mart

Apu: Let's hope he manages to show some intellegence for once.

Homer: Apu, I got it! We'll go to Moe's for me to figure it out.

---

It's not humour heavy, but hey.

[starman]

Oh, I didn't see this one in here 'till just now. It's good.

[Inamon]

I've decided to extend the scene.

SCENE: Moe's bar. Apu and Moe are talking, while Homer is playing darts.

Apu: Moe Syzlak. I haven't seen you recently.

Moe: Yes, I'm scared about communicatin'.

Apu: You are communicating.

Moe: Oh crap! I gotta get back to my bar!

Apu: Homer, you said you've got a solution! If you had a brain, you'd know by now.

Homer, distracted: I've got a solution. Just help me play this game and I'll think.

Apu sighs: Fine, let it be. Moe?

Homer: Moe freaked out.

Apu: He did? The uncoincious fellow.

Homer: You should see him in his bar.

Apu: But I did.

Homer: Ah, you seen everything. [Homer hits dart] I wonder who made this game. They could tell me name and I can hit him his nose!

Apu checks the barstools out.

Apu: Clean...

Apu checks the cups.

Apu: Dirty...

Apu checks the rest of the bar.

Apu: Wow, this place is unqiue.

Homer, drunk: You said it and I agree with you! I've seen it so many times.

Apu: I should deliver this man, Mr. Simpson more beer.

Apu gets some beer for Homer.

Homer, drunk: Hey Moe. That's some nice tan you've got there.

Apu: I am not Moe, I'm Apu.

Homer, drunk: I know you, pal. I've seen you're diary. You lying pig. You're lying right now! I bet you lie in your bed.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, have one on the house.

Homer, gasps while drunk, and after drinking the beer: Wow! Moe, you've did some research on this project! What you call it.

Apu: It was always called beer.

Homer, drunk: What a title! (Pictures) "It Was Always Called Beer". I bet Barney would spin in his grave! He's a real beer maker, you should see that guy.

Moe: I'M BACKA BOY! AM I COMMUNICATING?

Apu: Just now.

Moe: AAAHHH! (runs out of bar).

---

Bit more heavy-humoured, some Homer drunks gags and adding character on Moe.

[Inamon]

Just want to know I've extended the scene. You can now archieve this as "Moe, & Apu". That's right, its OMG a script!!1111!

[starman]

It's nice, thanks for posting.

[Jye]

Nice work, I'll change it now.