Post by Jye on Oct 17, 2007 23:51:21 GMT -5
Like my first Family Guy script, I wrote this several years ago. Hope you enjoy it.
I Hope He Likes Popsicles
(This is set when Chris has the job as the Paperboy)
Peter is at The Drunken Clam with Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
Peter: Yeah, so now Chris has a job as Paperboy.
Cleveland: Oh, that’s great Peter! I remember when I used to be a paperboy.
[Flashback of Cleveland as a kid delivering papers. He goes up to every door and hands the paper to the person. Then he goes up to one door and knocks. The door opens and out steps a younger Herbert. (The old guy from ‘To Love And Die In Dixie).
Herbert: Well hello paperboy! Nice, young, Muscly paperboy!
Herbert stares at Cleveland. Cleveland looks nervous.
Herbert: Would you like to come in? I’ve got some candy for you.
Cleveland: Uuuuh… no thanks. I’ll just…be leaving now.
Herbert watches Cleveland run off. Cleveland looks behind himself nervously.
Herbert: Little Bastard.
[Flashback ends]
Cleveland: I quit that job that afternoon…
Peter: Oh, you’re an idiot! You didn’t take the candy?
Everyone stares at Peter.
Peter: What? He seemed nice.
That afternoon Peter returns home really drunk.
Lois: Oh, Peter! You’ve been drinking again!
Peter: No, I haven’t Brian!! Don’t you ever accuse me of *Hic* drinking when I haven’t been!
Peter falls face-first into the coffee table and it breaks.
Peter (from under the coffee tables wreckage): It was meant to do that.
Lois Drags Peter upstairs and lays him on the bed. She walks out and sees Meg.
Meg: What happened to Dad?
Lois: Drunkenness Code 44A.
Meg: He fell through the coffee table again?
Lois: Yep. There’s glass everywhere.
Brian is downstairs when he sees the broken glass everywhere.
Brian: Drunkenness Code 44A?
Lois (Walking downstairs): Yep. Do you want to help me clean it up?
Brian: Oh, I’m sorry Lois, I’m just about to leave to go to the Library, apparently J.K Rowling is going to be there and I want her to sign my book.
Lois: I didn’t know you liked Harry Potter.
Brian: Oh, I don’t! My book is about cleaning up after your pet. It’s stupid so I want her to sign it so it will increase in value and I can sell it.
Lois: Well take Stewie along. It’s hard enough to do all the work around this house, and look after Peter without him making it harder.
Brian: Sure Thing Lois, I’ll go and get him.
Meanwhile Stewie is upstairs with Rupert.
Stewie: Rupert! How do you think I should get rid of that intolerable woman next? What’s that? An axe you say? Oh, good thinking Rupert!
Brian picks up Stewie.
Stewie: Aaaagh! Put me down dog!
Brian: Sorry, I can’t.
Stewie: Why Not?
Brian: Lois says I have to take you to the Library with me, to see J. K Rowling.
Stewie: The Author of the Harry Potter Books? Hmmm, This could be my chance to finally know what happens! Come On Dog! Hurry up! Let’s go already!
Brian and Stewie leave the house. Lois goes upstairs to Chris.
Lois: Chris, it’s time for you paper route.
Chris: Okay, I’ll go and get my bike.
Chris walks down into the basement.
Chris: Now where’s my bike?
Chris walks over to the corner of the basement and sees Casper the friendly Ghost.
Chris: Aaaaargh!!! A Ghost!!
Casper: No, it’s okay, don’t scream! I’m Casper the friendly-
Chris starts whacking Casper with a broom.
Casper: Ooow! You Dumbass!!
Casper flies out.
Chris: Oh, here’s my bike.
Chris carries his bike out of the house, picks up the papers and rides off.
Meanwhile, Peter is waking up. He is now Sober.
Peter: Ooooh, where am I? And why is there glass in my a.s?!
Peter gets up and pulls the glass out.
Peter: Damn You Einstein, For Creating Glass!!
The screen cuts to Albert Einstein.
Einstein: I didn’t even do anything but thanks for mentioning me!
The screen cuts back to Peter. Peter walks downstairs and sees Lois cleaning up the glass.
Peter: Whoa, what idiot did this?
Lois glares at him.
Brian and Stewie are now waiting in a bus stop.
Stewie: Where the bloody hell is this bus?
Brian: Be patient. I’m sure one will come soon.
Brian looks down the road and sees a bus coming.
Brian: Look, here comes one now!
The Bus doesn’t stop and keeps going.
Brian stares in disbelief.
Brian: Come on Stewie. We’ll walk.
Chris is now halfway through delivering the papers when he gets to Herbert’s house.
Herbert: Well hello paperboy.
Chris: Hello. Here’s your paper.
Herbert: Why thank you! Would you like some candy?
Chris: Oh, no thanks. I just had something to eat.
Herbert deliberately drops his paper.
Herbert: Oops, I’ve dropped my paper. Could you bend down and pick it up for me?
Chris: Sure.
Chris bends over and Herbert stares at him.
Herbert: Oh that’s nice.
Herbert pulls out a stick and whacks Chris over the head knocking him out. He looks around to see if anyone was watching. He drags Chris to his car, throws him in the back seat and drives off.
Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie have finally gotten to the Library.
Stewie: Oh, Thank God! We’re here!
Brian sees the sign for J.K Rowling.
Brian: Come on, let’s go in.
They walk inside and see a huge line leading up to J.K Rowling who is sitting at a desk.
Brian: Oh My God.
Stewie: Oh, we’ll be waiting here for hours.
Stewie sees the librarian.
Stewie: You! Librarian! Is there any way you could shorten this line?!
Librarian: Oh, I’m sorry little fella. You’ll have to wait.
Stewie: Well there’s another one to add to the list.
Later, back at the Griffins House, Lois starts to worry about Chris.
Lois: Peter, Chris was meant to back an hour ago. Where is he?
Peter: Relax Lois, I’m sure he’s probably just at someone’s house.
Lois: Well could you go check?
Peter: Oh, But there’s walking involved!
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Okay, whatever!
Peter walks over to Joes house. Bonnie answers the door.
Peter: Oh hello Bonnie. Is Chris here?
Bonnie: No, sorry Peter, he isn’t.
Peter: Damn. That means more walking! Well, thanks anyway Bonnie.
Peter then walks over to Cleveland’s house. Cleveland answers the door.
Peter: Cleveland, is Chris over here?
Cleveland: Sorry Peter, I can’t say I’ve seen him.
Peter: Oh, Great! More walking! Okay, See you Cleveland.
Cleveland: Bye, Peter.
Peter then walks over to Quagmire’s house. Peter knocks on the door but gets no answer.
Peter: Quagmire! Are you home?
A few seconds later Quagmire answers the door and his face is covered with lipstick and kisses.
Quagmire: Oh, hey Peter. I was just uuuuh… watching TV.
Peter: Uh, right. Is Chris over here?
Quagmire: Nope, No ones here except a prostitu--- Aaah I mean my Mother!
Quagmires “Mother”: Come back to bed, honey!
Peter: Who was that? Your mother?
Quagmire: No one!!
Quagmire slams the door.
Peter: Hmm. I didn’t know Quagmire had a Mother.
Meanwhile, Back at the Library, Brian and Stewie had moved up in the line.
Stewie: This is taking ages!!
Brian: I know. Just be patient!
Stewie: I’ll give you patient… I always get stuck behind the fat people!
The fat person turns around to reveal it is Michael Moore.
Michael Moore: Hey!
Stewie: Um, I was talking about the fat person in front of you.
The person in front of Michael Moore is quite skinny.
Michael Moore: That guy has kinda let himself go.
Stewie: Phew! Close one!
Herbert is still driving with Chris in the back seat. Chris wakes up.
Chris: Aaagh! Where am I?
Herbert: Quiet down! I’m taking you to a secret location!
Chris: Why does this map point to your mother’s house?
Herbert: Quiet down you little bastard! My mother doesn’t live there anymore.
Chris: Wouldn’t she be like a hundred years old?
Herbert: No, someone cut her brakes.
Chris: Was it you?
Herbert: I’ve said too much…
They pass a sign that says, “Now leaving Rhode Island”.
Chris: Oh my god! Where are we?
Peter later returns home to Lois.
Peter: Now Lois, I’ve got good news and bad news.
Lois: What?
Peter: I couldn’t find Chris.
Lois: Oh my God!! What’s the good news?
Peter: I’ve learnt that Quagmire has a Mother!
Lois: Oh, I didn’t know Quagmire had a- Oh, what am I saying?! Peter, we’ve got to go find Chris! Quick, to the car! Come on Meg, we’re going to find Chris.
Meg: Why am I always dragged into these things?
They all get in the car, drive down the driveway, and off down the street.
Back at the Library, Stewie and Brian are next in line to see J.K Rowling.
Stewie: Oh my God, we’re so close.
J.K Rowling: Next!
Stewie and Brian step up to the desk.
Brian: Hello Miss Rowling. I’m Brian, would you mind signing this book for me?
J.K Rowling: Well certainly, I’ll- wait, this isn’t even one of my books.
Brian: I know. I uuuh… picked up the wrong book on the way out.
J.K Rowling: Fair enough.
Stewie: Ooh, ooh, Ms. Rowling!
J.K Rowling: Well hello little fella!
Stewie: Yes, Yes. Could you tell me what happens in the final book?
J.K Rowling: Oh, sorry little guy. I can’t tell you that. It’s a secret.
Stewie: Well, if I can’t know, no one will!!!
Stewie pulls out a ray gun and shoots J.K Rowling and she disappears.
Stewie: Ha ha haaaaa!!!
Brian: Oh My God, Stewie! You killed J.K Rowling!!
A large group of angry people crowd around Stewie and Brian.
Brian: We need a diversion!
Stewie starts singing.
Stewie (singing): You and I are, So awfully different!
Brian: No no, we’ve done that.
Brian spots a Ventilation shaft.
Brian: Through there!
Stewie and Brian crawl into the ventilation shaft and come out at the back of the building.
Stewie: We’re outside.
They hear a mans voice from inside the library yell, “They’re outside! After them!”
Brian: Oh Crap! We gotta get out of here!
Herbert finally gets to the destination, his Mothers old house. Herbert blindfolds Chris and takes him inside. He ties Chris to a chair and takes off his blindfold.
Chris: What was the point of blindfolding me?
Herbert: Dramatic effect. Now stay there and don’t move. I’m going to get “Candy and Popsicles”!
Chris: Oh my God!! I hate Popsicles!
Peter is now driving the car down a street, with Lois and Meg with him.
Lois: Oh my God! Peter! Stop the Car!
Peter slams on the brakes and the car skids up onto the sidewalk and right into someone’s garden.
Peter: If anyone asks, it was mole people!
They get out of the car and see Chris’s bike. There is also a fresh trail of oil leading out of the driveway and up the street.
Lois: Oh My God! They’ve kidnapped Chris!
Peter: You Bastards!
They all get back in the car and speed off down the street following the oil stains.
Stewie and Brian are now running down the street with over two hundred people chasing them. They run into Sthingyer Street and into their house.
Brian: Phew! We made it!
Suddenly a rock with a note attached to it smashes through the window and hits Stewie in the head.
Stewie: Aaargh! Damn you all!
Brian: It’s a note!
Stewie: What’s it say?
Brian: It says, “Come outside so we can give you an ass-whooping”
Stewie: Well that’s encouraging.
Meanwhile, back with Peter, Lois and Meg, they are really close to Chris.
Peter: My Chris-sense is going off!
Peter looks around and sees the building that Chris is in.
Peter: Bingo!
Peter swerves the car into the driveway and smashes right into Herbert’s car.
Peter: That was the Mole people again!
They walk up to the front door.
Peter: Okay, here’s the plan. I kick down the door and Meg, you run in to see if the kidnapper has a gun!
Meg: But what if I get shot?
Peter: Then we’ll know if he has a gun, won’t we?
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Okay, okay, you can run in.
Lois: Peter! Just kick down the door!
Peter kicks down the door and it lands right on Herbert.
Peter: Mole People did it!
Lois runs over to Chris and unties him.
Lois: Oh, Chris! Are you alright?
Chris: Yeah Mum. He was going to give me some Candy!
Peter: Oh Candy! Where is it?
Lois looks at Herbert.
Lois: Let’s get the hell out of here.
They get in the car and Peter reverses it right back into someone’s Letterbox.
Peter: Like I said, Mole people.
They drive off down the street.
Meanwhile back at the House, Brian and Stewie are still having problems.
Stewie: I’ve got an idea!
Stewie sticks his head out of the window.
Stewie: People! J.K Rowling was really a man!!
Man in Crowd: Oh, Can’t argue with that!
The crowd all slowly goes away from the house.
Brian: How did you do that?
Stewie: Gifted.
The car pulls up at the House and Peter, Lois, Chris and Meg get out.
Lois: Hello Brian. Back from seeing J.K Rowling already?
Brian: Oh, she didn’t show up. Yeah, that ought to cut it.
Peter: So Chris, please tell me you saved some of those Popsicles.
Chris: Sorry dad.
Peter: Nooooooooooooo!!!
The End.
I Hope He Likes Popsicles
(This is set when Chris has the job as the Paperboy)
Peter is at The Drunken Clam with Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
Peter: Yeah, so now Chris has a job as Paperboy.
Cleveland: Oh, that’s great Peter! I remember when I used to be a paperboy.
[Flashback of Cleveland as a kid delivering papers. He goes up to every door and hands the paper to the person. Then he goes up to one door and knocks. The door opens and out steps a younger Herbert. (The old guy from ‘To Love And Die In Dixie).
Herbert: Well hello paperboy! Nice, young, Muscly paperboy!
Herbert stares at Cleveland. Cleveland looks nervous.
Herbert: Would you like to come in? I’ve got some candy for you.
Cleveland: Uuuuh… no thanks. I’ll just…be leaving now.
Herbert watches Cleveland run off. Cleveland looks behind himself nervously.
Herbert: Little Bastard.
[Flashback ends]
Cleveland: I quit that job that afternoon…
Peter: Oh, you’re an idiot! You didn’t take the candy?
Everyone stares at Peter.
Peter: What? He seemed nice.
That afternoon Peter returns home really drunk.
Lois: Oh, Peter! You’ve been drinking again!
Peter: No, I haven’t Brian!! Don’t you ever accuse me of *Hic* drinking when I haven’t been!
Peter falls face-first into the coffee table and it breaks.
Peter (from under the coffee tables wreckage): It was meant to do that.
Lois Drags Peter upstairs and lays him on the bed. She walks out and sees Meg.
Meg: What happened to Dad?
Lois: Drunkenness Code 44A.
Meg: He fell through the coffee table again?
Lois: Yep. There’s glass everywhere.
Brian is downstairs when he sees the broken glass everywhere.
Brian: Drunkenness Code 44A?
Lois (Walking downstairs): Yep. Do you want to help me clean it up?
Brian: Oh, I’m sorry Lois, I’m just about to leave to go to the Library, apparently J.K Rowling is going to be there and I want her to sign my book.
Lois: I didn’t know you liked Harry Potter.
Brian: Oh, I don’t! My book is about cleaning up after your pet. It’s stupid so I want her to sign it so it will increase in value and I can sell it.
Lois: Well take Stewie along. It’s hard enough to do all the work around this house, and look after Peter without him making it harder.
Brian: Sure Thing Lois, I’ll go and get him.
Meanwhile Stewie is upstairs with Rupert.
Stewie: Rupert! How do you think I should get rid of that intolerable woman next? What’s that? An axe you say? Oh, good thinking Rupert!
Brian picks up Stewie.
Stewie: Aaaagh! Put me down dog!
Brian: Sorry, I can’t.
Stewie: Why Not?
Brian: Lois says I have to take you to the Library with me, to see J. K Rowling.
Stewie: The Author of the Harry Potter Books? Hmmm, This could be my chance to finally know what happens! Come On Dog! Hurry up! Let’s go already!
Brian and Stewie leave the house. Lois goes upstairs to Chris.
Lois: Chris, it’s time for you paper route.
Chris: Okay, I’ll go and get my bike.
Chris walks down into the basement.
Chris: Now where’s my bike?
Chris walks over to the corner of the basement and sees Casper the friendly Ghost.
Chris: Aaaaargh!!! A Ghost!!
Casper: No, it’s okay, don’t scream! I’m Casper the friendly-
Chris starts whacking Casper with a broom.
Casper: Ooow! You Dumbass!!
Casper flies out.
Chris: Oh, here’s my bike.
Chris carries his bike out of the house, picks up the papers and rides off.
Meanwhile, Peter is waking up. He is now Sober.
Peter: Ooooh, where am I? And why is there glass in my a.s?!
Peter gets up and pulls the glass out.
Peter: Damn You Einstein, For Creating Glass!!
The screen cuts to Albert Einstein.
Einstein: I didn’t even do anything but thanks for mentioning me!
The screen cuts back to Peter. Peter walks downstairs and sees Lois cleaning up the glass.
Peter: Whoa, what idiot did this?
Lois glares at him.
Brian and Stewie are now waiting in a bus stop.
Stewie: Where the bloody hell is this bus?
Brian: Be patient. I’m sure one will come soon.
Brian looks down the road and sees a bus coming.
Brian: Look, here comes one now!
The Bus doesn’t stop and keeps going.
Brian stares in disbelief.
Brian: Come on Stewie. We’ll walk.
Chris is now halfway through delivering the papers when he gets to Herbert’s house.
Herbert: Well hello paperboy.
Chris: Hello. Here’s your paper.
Herbert: Why thank you! Would you like some candy?
Chris: Oh, no thanks. I just had something to eat.
Herbert deliberately drops his paper.
Herbert: Oops, I’ve dropped my paper. Could you bend down and pick it up for me?
Chris: Sure.
Chris bends over and Herbert stares at him.
Herbert: Oh that’s nice.
Herbert pulls out a stick and whacks Chris over the head knocking him out. He looks around to see if anyone was watching. He drags Chris to his car, throws him in the back seat and drives off.
Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie have finally gotten to the Library.
Stewie: Oh, Thank God! We’re here!
Brian sees the sign for J.K Rowling.
Brian: Come on, let’s go in.
They walk inside and see a huge line leading up to J.K Rowling who is sitting at a desk.
Brian: Oh My God.
Stewie: Oh, we’ll be waiting here for hours.
Stewie sees the librarian.
Stewie: You! Librarian! Is there any way you could shorten this line?!
Librarian: Oh, I’m sorry little fella. You’ll have to wait.
Stewie: Well there’s another one to add to the list.
Later, back at the Griffins House, Lois starts to worry about Chris.
Lois: Peter, Chris was meant to back an hour ago. Where is he?
Peter: Relax Lois, I’m sure he’s probably just at someone’s house.
Lois: Well could you go check?
Peter: Oh, But there’s walking involved!
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Okay, whatever!
Peter walks over to Joes house. Bonnie answers the door.
Peter: Oh hello Bonnie. Is Chris here?
Bonnie: No, sorry Peter, he isn’t.
Peter: Damn. That means more walking! Well, thanks anyway Bonnie.
Peter then walks over to Cleveland’s house. Cleveland answers the door.
Peter: Cleveland, is Chris over here?
Cleveland: Sorry Peter, I can’t say I’ve seen him.
Peter: Oh, Great! More walking! Okay, See you Cleveland.
Cleveland: Bye, Peter.
Peter then walks over to Quagmire’s house. Peter knocks on the door but gets no answer.
Peter: Quagmire! Are you home?
A few seconds later Quagmire answers the door and his face is covered with lipstick and kisses.
Quagmire: Oh, hey Peter. I was just uuuuh… watching TV.
Peter: Uh, right. Is Chris over here?
Quagmire: Nope, No ones here except a prostitu--- Aaah I mean my Mother!
Quagmires “Mother”: Come back to bed, honey!
Peter: Who was that? Your mother?
Quagmire: No one!!
Quagmire slams the door.
Peter: Hmm. I didn’t know Quagmire had a Mother.
Meanwhile, Back at the Library, Brian and Stewie had moved up in the line.
Stewie: This is taking ages!!
Brian: I know. Just be patient!
Stewie: I’ll give you patient… I always get stuck behind the fat people!
The fat person turns around to reveal it is Michael Moore.
Michael Moore: Hey!
Stewie: Um, I was talking about the fat person in front of you.
The person in front of Michael Moore is quite skinny.
Michael Moore: That guy has kinda let himself go.
Stewie: Phew! Close one!
Herbert is still driving with Chris in the back seat. Chris wakes up.
Chris: Aaagh! Where am I?
Herbert: Quiet down! I’m taking you to a secret location!
Chris: Why does this map point to your mother’s house?
Herbert: Quiet down you little bastard! My mother doesn’t live there anymore.
Chris: Wouldn’t she be like a hundred years old?
Herbert: No, someone cut her brakes.
Chris: Was it you?
Herbert: I’ve said too much…
They pass a sign that says, “Now leaving Rhode Island”.
Chris: Oh my god! Where are we?
Peter later returns home to Lois.
Peter: Now Lois, I’ve got good news and bad news.
Lois: What?
Peter: I couldn’t find Chris.
Lois: Oh my God!! What’s the good news?
Peter: I’ve learnt that Quagmire has a Mother!
Lois: Oh, I didn’t know Quagmire had a- Oh, what am I saying?! Peter, we’ve got to go find Chris! Quick, to the car! Come on Meg, we’re going to find Chris.
Meg: Why am I always dragged into these things?
They all get in the car, drive down the driveway, and off down the street.
Back at the Library, Stewie and Brian are next in line to see J.K Rowling.
Stewie: Oh my God, we’re so close.
J.K Rowling: Next!
Stewie and Brian step up to the desk.
Brian: Hello Miss Rowling. I’m Brian, would you mind signing this book for me?
J.K Rowling: Well certainly, I’ll- wait, this isn’t even one of my books.
Brian: I know. I uuuh… picked up the wrong book on the way out.
J.K Rowling: Fair enough.
Stewie: Ooh, ooh, Ms. Rowling!
J.K Rowling: Well hello little fella!
Stewie: Yes, Yes. Could you tell me what happens in the final book?
J.K Rowling: Oh, sorry little guy. I can’t tell you that. It’s a secret.
Stewie: Well, if I can’t know, no one will!!!
Stewie pulls out a ray gun and shoots J.K Rowling and she disappears.
Stewie: Ha ha haaaaa!!!
Brian: Oh My God, Stewie! You killed J.K Rowling!!
A large group of angry people crowd around Stewie and Brian.
Brian: We need a diversion!
Stewie starts singing.
Stewie (singing): You and I are, So awfully different!
Brian: No no, we’ve done that.
Brian spots a Ventilation shaft.
Brian: Through there!
Stewie and Brian crawl into the ventilation shaft and come out at the back of the building.
Stewie: We’re outside.
They hear a mans voice from inside the library yell, “They’re outside! After them!”
Brian: Oh Crap! We gotta get out of here!
Herbert finally gets to the destination, his Mothers old house. Herbert blindfolds Chris and takes him inside. He ties Chris to a chair and takes off his blindfold.
Chris: What was the point of blindfolding me?
Herbert: Dramatic effect. Now stay there and don’t move. I’m going to get “Candy and Popsicles”!
Chris: Oh my God!! I hate Popsicles!
Peter is now driving the car down a street, with Lois and Meg with him.
Lois: Oh my God! Peter! Stop the Car!
Peter slams on the brakes and the car skids up onto the sidewalk and right into someone’s garden.
Peter: If anyone asks, it was mole people!
They get out of the car and see Chris’s bike. There is also a fresh trail of oil leading out of the driveway and up the street.
Lois: Oh My God! They’ve kidnapped Chris!
Peter: You Bastards!
They all get back in the car and speed off down the street following the oil stains.
Stewie and Brian are now running down the street with over two hundred people chasing them. They run into Sthingyer Street and into their house.
Brian: Phew! We made it!
Suddenly a rock with a note attached to it smashes through the window and hits Stewie in the head.
Stewie: Aaargh! Damn you all!
Brian: It’s a note!
Stewie: What’s it say?
Brian: It says, “Come outside so we can give you an ass-whooping”
Stewie: Well that’s encouraging.
Meanwhile, back with Peter, Lois and Meg, they are really close to Chris.
Peter: My Chris-sense is going off!
Peter looks around and sees the building that Chris is in.
Peter: Bingo!
Peter swerves the car into the driveway and smashes right into Herbert’s car.
Peter: That was the Mole people again!
They walk up to the front door.
Peter: Okay, here’s the plan. I kick down the door and Meg, you run in to see if the kidnapper has a gun!
Meg: But what if I get shot?
Peter: Then we’ll know if he has a gun, won’t we?
Lois: Peter!
Peter: Okay, okay, you can run in.
Lois: Peter! Just kick down the door!
Peter kicks down the door and it lands right on Herbert.
Peter: Mole People did it!
Lois runs over to Chris and unties him.
Lois: Oh, Chris! Are you alright?
Chris: Yeah Mum. He was going to give me some Candy!
Peter: Oh Candy! Where is it?
Lois looks at Herbert.
Lois: Let’s get the hell out of here.
They get in the car and Peter reverses it right back into someone’s Letterbox.
Peter: Like I said, Mole people.
They drive off down the street.
Meanwhile back at the House, Brian and Stewie are still having problems.
Stewie: I’ve got an idea!
Stewie sticks his head out of the window.
Stewie: People! J.K Rowling was really a man!!
Man in Crowd: Oh, Can’t argue with that!
The crowd all slowly goes away from the house.
Brian: How did you do that?
Stewie: Gifted.
The car pulls up at the House and Peter, Lois, Chris and Meg get out.
Lois: Hello Brian. Back from seeing J.K Rowling already?
Brian: Oh, she didn’t show up. Yeah, that ought to cut it.
Peter: So Chris, please tell me you saved some of those Popsicles.
Chris: Sorry dad.
Peter: Nooooooooooooo!!!
The End.
