Post by Jye on Oct 17, 2007 23:09:27 GMT -5
This is a Family Guy Fan Script I wrote 3 and a half years ago, so it's not going to be anything like I write now. Enjoy! 
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Halloween
It is Halloween and the Griffins are getting ready to go Trick-or-Treating. Chris is upstairs putting on his costume, which is Dracula.
Chris: I bet I look really scary.
Chris looks at himself in the mirror and screams
Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! ….. I needed to go to the bathroom but now I don’t need to go anymore…
Meanwhile, Lois is dressing Stewie up as a little ghost.
Stewie: I say Mother, what the hell is going on?!
Lois: Stewie, Tonight is Halloween, where all the little kiddies go around dressed as scary monsters and get candy from others.
Stewie: Hmmm… Tonight would be the perfect chance to try out my new weapon!
Stewie is now dressed as the ghost. Lois leaves the room. Stewie runs over to his cupboard, opens it and pulls out a ray gun, which has a yellow stripe down the side.
Stewie: Hm-mm yes! With this weapon I could destroy anyone I want! And with everyone dressed up, no one will suspect a thing!! Ha-ha-haa!!
Meanwhile Lois is now helping Meg with her costume.
Meg: Mum, Aren’t I a little too old to go trick or treating now? I feel Stupid!
Lois: Oh Don’t Worry Meg, You’ll be one of the scariest ones tonight!
Lois steps back to reveal Meg is dressed as a Blue Fairy.
Meg: Ooh yeah, Real Scary Mum.
Lois walks downstairs to Peter who is sitting on the couch watching TV.
Lois: Peter, Where’s your costume? Even I dressed up as the Bride of Frankenstein! You’re meant to be Frankenstein! Aren’t you coming?
Peter: Oh no Lois, Not after what happened last year!
(Flashback of Peter out trick or treating with Brian.
Brian: I still don’t know why you dressed up as a pink pig!
Peter: Because I’m going to get the most candy and be the best on the Block!
Suddenly a kid runs over with a Stick.
Kid: Hey look everyone!! A Piñata!! Whack it!!
Peter: Hey No! I’m not a-
Suddenly a whole bunch of kids runs over with their own sticks.
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Peter is pushed to the ground with all the kids whacking him with sticks. Even Brian has a stick and a wide grin on his face. The Flashback ends.)
Peter: Oh those sticks! One even had a nail in it!
Lois: Oh Peter, that won’t happen again.
Peter: How do you know that Lois?!? Are you going to physically order me some bodyguards to protect me? Huh, Lois, Huh?!? Because that one kid, with the nail in his board, I know where he lives…
Lois: Peter! You’re coming along and that’s final!
Peter: Okay But I’m Waiting in the car!
Lois: For Two Hours?
Peter: Okay, I’ll go get a snack then wait in the car!!
Lois sighs and walks out of the room.
Peter: Yeah, that ought to show her.
Lois goes back upstairs to get Meg, Chris and Stewie. Stewie quickly shoves the ray gun into his costume as Lois picks him up and takes him downstairs.
Later, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie and Brian are waiting in the car.
Brian: Lois, What’s Peter doing?
Lois: Peter, What are you doing?!
Suddenly Peter comes out of the house with a big Glass screen over him.
Lois: Peter? What the hell is this?
Peter: I’m just being on the safe side…
Lois: For what?
Peter: Well, you remember that kid with the Nail board…
Lois: Take That Off And Get in The Car!
Peter takes off the glass and gets in the car.
Peter: Why do we have to drive to go Trick or Treating anyway?
Lois: Because this year, we want to go around to different houses and streets.
Later, Peter pulls the car up on a street with people trick or treating everywhere.
Lois: Let’s go kids, Brian come on.
Brian: What About Peter?
Lois: He is doing things ‘differently’ this year.
She Scowls at Peter. They walk off. Peter looks around. He sees a Donut Shop across the road.
Peter: All right, I can get a box of Donuts. I just hope it isn’t like that last donut shop I went to.
(Flashback of Peter in A Donut Shop.
Peter: Yes, could I get a Chocolate coated donut?
Man Behind Counter: Oh, I’m sorry, we are out of chocolate!
Peter: You Bastard! I’ll give you Chocolate Coated Donut!
Peter takes a plain donut, pulls down his pants and starts straining.
Man Behind Counter: Oh God!
The Camera pulls back to reveal that Peter only pulled a bottle of Chocolate sauce out of his pants and is straining to squeeze it on the donut.
Peter: Thank You!
Flashback Ends)
Meanwhile, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian and Stewie are at the first house. A Woman answers the door.
Everyone: Trick Or Treat!
The woman looks at Stewie.
Woman: Oh, aren’t you adorable!
Stewie: I’ll give you adorable!
Stewie goes to pull the gun out but the woman had already given out the candy and closed the door.
Stewie: Damn, Next Time!
Meanwhile out in the car, Peter is eating his Donuts when he drops one on the floor.
Peter: Oh, Damn it.
He Bends down to pick it up and whacks his head on the Steering Wheel hard.
Peter: Aargh!! Ooww! Damn It!!
Peter looks around dazed. Then, all of a sudden, a green decaying arm comes through the window covers Peter’s mouth and pulls him out the door. The Rest Of the Body is in shadow but that silhouette is joined by another one who knocks Peter out and drags him into the trees and into the darkness.
Later, Brian says to Lois that he’s going back to the car to rest his feet. He reaches the Car and can’t see Peter.
Brian: Peter? Peter? This isn’t Funny! Remember what happened last time you tried to hide from me? You got shipped off to Japan! Now we still have no Idea how that happened but if you’re angry…
Suddenly Brian sees a half eaten donut lying on the ground.
Brian gasps.
Brian: Peter would never leave uneaten food uneaten!
Suddenly Brian hears a low growl from behind him. He slowly spins around but to his surprise sees nothing.
Brian: I’ve got to get back to Lois!
Brian starts frantically running back to Lois and the Kids.
Meanwhile a bright light comes on and reveals Peter is tied to chair sitting in the middle of a cemetery.
Peter: AAGH!
He then sees two figures standing in a dark shadow.
Peter: Who the hell are you!?! Are you the kid with the Nail Board?! Because if you are…
Suddenly a Raspy voice says, ‘No’.
The figure steps into the moonlight revealing itself to Peter. A Zombie.
Peter: AAAAARGH!!! Dr Phil!!!
Zombie: No You idiot! I’m a Zombie!!
Peter: Oh well, I’m sorry! You both look alike! What the hell do you want with me?
Zombie: For Hundreds of years, Kids were dressing up as Zombies for Halloween but now we hardly see anyone dressed up as us!!
Peter: That’s it? You just want to be noticed? Because I could just spread the word around.
Zombie: No! That wouldn’t be effective enough! That’s why we are going to terrorize the town tonight! That’s why we need you, the furthest thing away from a Virgin to say the spell.
Peter: And If I don’t?
Zombie: We’ll kill you and get the next person closet to not being a Virgin!
Peter: But I want to hold the title!!
Zombie: Then read this.
The Zombie hands Peter a Book.
Meanwhile, Brian has Told Lois and the others and they are following Peter’s trail to the cemetery.
Brian: This won’t be so hard, Peter’s so heavy he’s left an indent into the ground!
Finally, the rest of the family catch up to Peter but it’s too late. Peter has read the spell. The Ground starts to shake.
Lois: Peter, What the hell have you done!?!?!
Zombie: He’s released us! Released us ALL!!!!
Chris and Meg run over to Peter and untie him. All of a sudden, Thousands of decaying hands rise up through the ground. Those hands all closely flowed by Zombies.
Brian: Holy crap!
A Crowd of Zombies form around Stewie. Stewie pulls out his Ray Gun.
Stewie: All right! You’ve got to three to get back in those holes! One…Two… Three!
Stewie starts firing at the Zombies but soon they overpower him.
Stewie: Aaaaagh!! Damn you All!!
The Zombies crowd around the Griffins.
Zombie: And now we will bring on… The Big Tapper!!
The Zombies cheer.
Peter: Who’s the Big Tapper?
Zombie: The most evil Zombie to have ever died!!
Peter: Well, I guess this is it!!
Suddenly, the sound of tapping comes into everyone’s ears.
All of a sudden, Peter wakes up from the sound of Lois tapping on the cars window.
Lois: Peter let us in!
Peter unlocks the doors and everyone gets in.
Lois: We stopped Trick or Treating because some jerk down the road is spying on the Male kids!
We see Herbert down the road looking through Binoculars at the Males.
Herbert: I hope they like Popsicles.
Back in the car, Peter starts to panic.
Peter: But what about the Zombies?!
Lois: What Zombies? You must’ve been dreaming. You probably knocked yourself out on the steering wheel again because you were laying face first down when we got back to the car.
Peter starts to drive the car away when he notices Lois’ hand is a decaying green colour.
Peter: What’s Wrong with your hand?
Lois tries to hide her hand.
Lois: Oh Nothing…
The End?
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Halloween
It is Halloween and the Griffins are getting ready to go Trick-or-Treating. Chris is upstairs putting on his costume, which is Dracula.
Chris: I bet I look really scary.
Chris looks at himself in the mirror and screams
Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! ….. I needed to go to the bathroom but now I don’t need to go anymore…
Meanwhile, Lois is dressing Stewie up as a little ghost.
Stewie: I say Mother, what the hell is going on?!
Lois: Stewie, Tonight is Halloween, where all the little kiddies go around dressed as scary monsters and get candy from others.
Stewie: Hmmm… Tonight would be the perfect chance to try out my new weapon!
Stewie is now dressed as the ghost. Lois leaves the room. Stewie runs over to his cupboard, opens it and pulls out a ray gun, which has a yellow stripe down the side.
Stewie: Hm-mm yes! With this weapon I could destroy anyone I want! And with everyone dressed up, no one will suspect a thing!! Ha-ha-haa!!
Meanwhile Lois is now helping Meg with her costume.
Meg: Mum, Aren’t I a little too old to go trick or treating now? I feel Stupid!
Lois: Oh Don’t Worry Meg, You’ll be one of the scariest ones tonight!
Lois steps back to reveal Meg is dressed as a Blue Fairy.
Meg: Ooh yeah, Real Scary Mum.
Lois walks downstairs to Peter who is sitting on the couch watching TV.
Lois: Peter, Where’s your costume? Even I dressed up as the Bride of Frankenstein! You’re meant to be Frankenstein! Aren’t you coming?
Peter: Oh no Lois, Not after what happened last year!
(Flashback of Peter out trick or treating with Brian.
Brian: I still don’t know why you dressed up as a pink pig!
Peter: Because I’m going to get the most candy and be the best on the Block!
Suddenly a kid runs over with a Stick.
Kid: Hey look everyone!! A Piñata!! Whack it!!
Peter: Hey No! I’m not a-
Suddenly a whole bunch of kids runs over with their own sticks.
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
Peter is pushed to the ground with all the kids whacking him with sticks. Even Brian has a stick and a wide grin on his face. The Flashback ends.)
Peter: Oh those sticks! One even had a nail in it!
Lois: Oh Peter, that won’t happen again.
Peter: How do you know that Lois?!? Are you going to physically order me some bodyguards to protect me? Huh, Lois, Huh?!? Because that one kid, with the nail in his board, I know where he lives…
Lois: Peter! You’re coming along and that’s final!
Peter: Okay But I’m Waiting in the car!
Lois: For Two Hours?
Peter: Okay, I’ll go get a snack then wait in the car!!
Lois sighs and walks out of the room.
Peter: Yeah, that ought to show her.
Lois goes back upstairs to get Meg, Chris and Stewie. Stewie quickly shoves the ray gun into his costume as Lois picks him up and takes him downstairs.
Later, Lois, Meg, Chris, Stewie and Brian are waiting in the car.
Brian: Lois, What’s Peter doing?
Lois: Peter, What are you doing?!
Suddenly Peter comes out of the house with a big Glass screen over him.
Lois: Peter? What the hell is this?
Peter: I’m just being on the safe side…
Lois: For what?
Peter: Well, you remember that kid with the Nail board…
Lois: Take That Off And Get in The Car!
Peter takes off the glass and gets in the car.
Peter: Why do we have to drive to go Trick or Treating anyway?
Lois: Because this year, we want to go around to different houses and streets.
Later, Peter pulls the car up on a street with people trick or treating everywhere.
Lois: Let’s go kids, Brian come on.
Brian: What About Peter?
Lois: He is doing things ‘differently’ this year.
She Scowls at Peter. They walk off. Peter looks around. He sees a Donut Shop across the road.
Peter: All right, I can get a box of Donuts. I just hope it isn’t like that last donut shop I went to.
(Flashback of Peter in A Donut Shop.
Peter: Yes, could I get a Chocolate coated donut?
Man Behind Counter: Oh, I’m sorry, we are out of chocolate!
Peter: You Bastard! I’ll give you Chocolate Coated Donut!
Peter takes a plain donut, pulls down his pants and starts straining.
Man Behind Counter: Oh God!
The Camera pulls back to reveal that Peter only pulled a bottle of Chocolate sauce out of his pants and is straining to squeeze it on the donut.
Peter: Thank You!
Flashback Ends)
Meanwhile, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian and Stewie are at the first house. A Woman answers the door.
Everyone: Trick Or Treat!
The woman looks at Stewie.
Woman: Oh, aren’t you adorable!
Stewie: I’ll give you adorable!
Stewie goes to pull the gun out but the woman had already given out the candy and closed the door.
Stewie: Damn, Next Time!
Meanwhile out in the car, Peter is eating his Donuts when he drops one on the floor.
Peter: Oh, Damn it.
He Bends down to pick it up and whacks his head on the Steering Wheel hard.
Peter: Aargh!! Ooww! Damn It!!
Peter looks around dazed. Then, all of a sudden, a green decaying arm comes through the window covers Peter’s mouth and pulls him out the door. The Rest Of the Body is in shadow but that silhouette is joined by another one who knocks Peter out and drags him into the trees and into the darkness.
Later, Brian says to Lois that he’s going back to the car to rest his feet. He reaches the Car and can’t see Peter.
Brian: Peter? Peter? This isn’t Funny! Remember what happened last time you tried to hide from me? You got shipped off to Japan! Now we still have no Idea how that happened but if you’re angry…
Suddenly Brian sees a half eaten donut lying on the ground.
Brian gasps.
Brian: Peter would never leave uneaten food uneaten!
Suddenly Brian hears a low growl from behind him. He slowly spins around but to his surprise sees nothing.
Brian: I’ve got to get back to Lois!
Brian starts frantically running back to Lois and the Kids.
Meanwhile a bright light comes on and reveals Peter is tied to chair sitting in the middle of a cemetery.
Peter: AAGH!
He then sees two figures standing in a dark shadow.
Peter: Who the hell are you!?! Are you the kid with the Nail Board?! Because if you are…
Suddenly a Raspy voice says, ‘No’.
The figure steps into the moonlight revealing itself to Peter. A Zombie.
Peter: AAAAARGH!!! Dr Phil!!!
Zombie: No You idiot! I’m a Zombie!!
Peter: Oh well, I’m sorry! You both look alike! What the hell do you want with me?
Zombie: For Hundreds of years, Kids were dressing up as Zombies for Halloween but now we hardly see anyone dressed up as us!!
Peter: That’s it? You just want to be noticed? Because I could just spread the word around.
Zombie: No! That wouldn’t be effective enough! That’s why we are going to terrorize the town tonight! That’s why we need you, the furthest thing away from a Virgin to say the spell.
Peter: And If I don’t?
Zombie: We’ll kill you and get the next person closet to not being a Virgin!
Peter: But I want to hold the title!!
Zombie: Then read this.
The Zombie hands Peter a Book.
Meanwhile, Brian has Told Lois and the others and they are following Peter’s trail to the cemetery.
Brian: This won’t be so hard, Peter’s so heavy he’s left an indent into the ground!
Finally, the rest of the family catch up to Peter but it’s too late. Peter has read the spell. The Ground starts to shake.
Lois: Peter, What the hell have you done!?!?!
Zombie: He’s released us! Released us ALL!!!!
Chris and Meg run over to Peter and untie him. All of a sudden, Thousands of decaying hands rise up through the ground. Those hands all closely flowed by Zombies.
Brian: Holy crap!
A Crowd of Zombies form around Stewie. Stewie pulls out his Ray Gun.
Stewie: All right! You’ve got to three to get back in those holes! One…Two… Three!
Stewie starts firing at the Zombies but soon they overpower him.
Stewie: Aaaaagh!! Damn you All!!
The Zombies crowd around the Griffins.
Zombie: And now we will bring on… The Big Tapper!!
The Zombies cheer.
Peter: Who’s the Big Tapper?
Zombie: The most evil Zombie to have ever died!!
Peter: Well, I guess this is it!!
Suddenly, the sound of tapping comes into everyone’s ears.
All of a sudden, Peter wakes up from the sound of Lois tapping on the cars window.
Lois: Peter let us in!
Peter unlocks the doors and everyone gets in.
Lois: We stopped Trick or Treating because some jerk down the road is spying on the Male kids!
We see Herbert down the road looking through Binoculars at the Males.
Herbert: I hope they like Popsicles.
Back in the car, Peter starts to panic.
Peter: But what about the Zombies?!
Lois: What Zombies? You must’ve been dreaming. You probably knocked yourself out on the steering wheel again because you were laying face first down when we got back to the car.
Peter starts to drive the car away when he notices Lois’ hand is a decaying green colour.
Peter: What’s Wrong with your hand?
Lois tries to hide her hand.
Lois: Oh Nothing…
The End?