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Post by Inamon on Feb 2, 2008 6:52:47 GMT -5
b
Everybody loves Raymond!
a ) oh shit
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Post by starman on Feb 2, 2008 7:52:51 GMT -5
b) Grab a cork screw, gouge out your eyes, then pour lemon juice in your eye sockets.
You watch Will and Grace. Do you:
a) Laugh your head off b) Laugh your head off c) Laugh your head off
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Post by Starpossum on Feb 13, 2008 9:13:43 GMT -5
d) all of the above and fall in love with Jack over and over again
You're at home and are hungry, and you don't feel like cooking. Do you: a) Cook something when you begin to starve (15 minutes) b) Walk 15 minutes to the shops, buy something, eat it there and wait 45 minutes to catch the bus back (1.5 hours) c) Walk 15 minutes to the shops, buy something and walk back (30 minutes)
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Post by Mike on Feb 14, 2008 7:49:22 GMT -5
c
You're hanging on the edge of the Grand Canyon. Do you:
a) do a flip and stand back up b) fall c) say "gee whiz"
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Post by Starpossum on Feb 14, 2008 8:05:41 GMT -5
a
Your parents walk in and you're having a private convo with your friend on MSN. Do you, on the computer: a) Hit 'reset' b) Hit 'escape' c) Hit 'self-destruct'
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Post by starman on Feb 19, 2008 3:27:28 GMT -5
b.
You don't know what to do. Do you;
a) Do something b) Do something else c) Do something completely different d) Do something else entirely e) Watch sport
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Post by Starpossum on Feb 19, 2008 5:36:59 GMT -5
c).
Paris Hilton. You use:
a) Crowbar b) Pepper spray c) Baseball bat
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Post by starman on Feb 19, 2008 6:04:54 GMT -5
a.
You watch The Simpsons. Do you;
a) Like it so much you watch other episodes and buy DVDs and/or watch it online b) The above, except you now post on an internet forum about it and use many of its various catch-phrases in real life c) all of the above, except you kill anyone who says they're a bigger fan than you d) think it's a pretty good show, then do something else e) say "that's cool" then watch whatever's on afterwards f) change the channel
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Post by Starpossum on Feb 21, 2008 7:58:00 GMT -5
d).
You watch Lost. You: a) are confused. b) are confused, but love it anyway. c) are semi-confused, but love it anyway. d) love it.
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Post by starman on Feb 29, 2008 0:35:27 GMT -5
e) Think it's stupid, and never watch it again.
You watch a movie with lots of sex scenes. Do you;
a) Go "oh yeah! woohoo! you *describe what's going on*!" b) Do nothing, but stare at the screen religiously c) Watch it as if it's just a normal movie
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Post by Starpossum on Feb 29, 2008 10:46:34 GMT -5
c), most likely.
You can't think of a question. Do you: a) post a random crappy question. b) throw some random words together that don't make sense. c) don't post at all.
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Post by starman on Apr 11, 2008 18:54:54 GMT -5
a.
You watch Evil Dead. Do you;
a) Think, "That was awesome! I'm so buying the DVD!" b) Be put off by the extreme violence and never watch it again.
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Post by Pocket Ponyo on Apr 11, 2008 18:59:56 GMT -5
b
You're unbanned at NHC. Do you:
a) Start posting again. b) Forget about it. c) Get on just to make a thread saying "fuck you" to everyone you hate there.
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Post by starman on Apr 11, 2008 19:06:02 GMT -5
c. I'd then go on to describe how I'd torture buh. I'd strip him, shave him (although he doesn't have any pubic hair because the fucker hasn't fully developed yet) then I'd do the usual and cut off his limbs slowly, pour lemon juice in them, etc. Kill his family and everyone he holds dear, then I'd cut off his tiny dick, put him in a bath with hairdryers and electrical appliances surrounding the bath, and turn out the light and close and lock the door. I'd then go downstairs and listen to music loudly. Then I'd realise that I'd like to listen to his screams. And I'd masterbate to him screaming. Then I'd go upstairs, put make-up on him, and hang him on a meathook on the road so everyone can laugh at him.
Eh... ignore that.
You watch The Naked Gun. Do you;
a) laugh until your sides split b) not laugh at all c) laugh until you sides split, then sow your sides back together and laugh some more
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Post by Pocket Ponyo on Apr 11, 2008 19:08:19 GMT -5
Um... okay. b You watch The Way We Was. Do you: a) Realize that Phillip was right and it's the best episode of The Simpsons ever. b) Realize it's worse than alon agan natra digady
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