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Post by starman on Dec 26, 2007 9:38:08 GMT -5
You are at home, by yourself. Do you either:
a) Turn off all the lights, and go to your room to make it look like no-one's there, b) Turn on all the lights and do the opposite.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 26, 2007 10:06:42 GMT -5
b.
You are forced to watch the entire of season eleven. Do you;
a ) commit suicide b ) commit suicide c ) commit suicide
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Post by starman on Dec 26, 2007 21:42:53 GMT -5
d.
Someone you don't like invites you to their house. Do you:
a) Go, b) Pretend you have something else on to savor their feelings, c) Shout "NO! NO! NO! I said No!" then pour boiling hot water on their greasy, flea-ridden head as they shout "Ow that's hot! Ow that's hot!" then you give them a backhander. One, swift, backhander across their steamy red face.
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Post by Inamon on Dec 27, 2007 14:19:42 GMT -5
b.
You don't like burgers, yet bullies force you to have them. D'you;
a ) Kick the bullies right in the crotch b ) Try the burger c ) Run
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Post by starman on Dec 27, 2007 19:01:16 GMT -5
a.
Someone buys you the worst movie you've ever seen in your life on DVD. Do you,
a) Pretend to like it, then store it in your bedroom b) Pretend to like it, then sell it on ebay, c) say "I hate this crap. Why did you buy me it?" then throw it in their face.
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Post by Mike on Dec 27, 2007 19:15:47 GMT -5
b, because I would make money.
You are 14. Your grandma wants to take you to some really horrible, cheesy looking childrens movie. You:
a. Say ok, go and pretend to like it b. Say no politely c. Say you have other plans d. Say no extremely impolitely.
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Post by starman on Dec 27, 2007 19:36:01 GMT -5
c.
Someone offers you food that they're touching with their dirty disgusting hands. Do you:
a) pretend to eat it then put it in your pocket, b) say "no thanks" politely, c) say "have you touched that? ...ew"
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Post by Inamon on Dec 28, 2007 8:38:10 GMT -5
b.
You're in a bus and some gang is playing rock music very loudly. Do you;
a ) Jump off the bus window and head to your near-death, b ) Ask them to turn the volume down, c ) Play your favourite band's tunes very loudly d ) Live with it e ) Get off the next stop f ) Shout "stop that music" g ) Join the gang
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Post by starman on Dec 28, 2007 8:41:05 GMT -5
f.
You get dumped. Do you:
a) Talk about it b) Go out with someone else to make her jealous c) Skin her and wear her skin as a coat
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Post by Inamon on Dec 28, 2007 8:43:37 GMT -5
a mixture of a ) and c )
You've suddenly turned blind. Do you;
a ) scream b ) go to the hospital c ) appreciate the thought d ) do nothing of the above
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Post by starman on Dec 28, 2007 8:49:15 GMT -5
a.
You accidently damage your favourite Simpsons DVD. Do you:
a) Burst into tears b) Say "Meh" because they're probably going to release it on BluRay or something so you can just buy it then, c) Buy it again at the shop
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Post by Inamon on Dec 28, 2007 8:52:20 GMT -5
all of them respectively
You are sprayed by mace. Do you;
a ) Say, "wait a second, this is similar to Inamon's last multiple choice question?" b ) Attack the person who sprayed you c ) The same as above, but with a skunk d ) live your life as a blind person e ) Clean your eyes
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Post by starman on Dec 28, 2007 8:59:10 GMT -5
b.
You accidently fall of a cliff. Do you:
a) Fall to your death because you can't stand life b) Grab onto a branch sticking out of the cliff
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Post by Inamon on Dec 28, 2007 9:05:58 GMT -5
b. Oh wait, no use; a)
You're sister sees you dancing to a pop song. Do you;
a ) close the door b ) shout at her c ) change the song d ) pretend and say that you like dancing
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Post by starman on Dec 28, 2007 9:08:03 GMT -5
b.
You don't like a song on the radio. Do you;
a) Change the radio station b) Turn off the radio c) Rip out your spine and whip someone with it
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