Visual Story Time

[starman]

Here's how it works. Someone posts an image, and you start a story off from it.

I'll start:

[Inamon]

It was in an aeroplane. I asked every member to have a cup of tea. I relaxed in my chair, when I saw somebody was attempting to commit suicide.

"Have fun", I said, unaware.

I stood up and offered everybody a biscuit. When I said the biscuit was chocolate digestive, everybody in a hurry started commiting suicide off the plane.

"Oh no. I'm all alone".

I was depressed. No friends to play with. I gasped, and decided to join them. I found them in the air; with parachutes. They told me that they were parachuting to the hospital.

Did I die? Maybe. I dunno. I think I did. That's when I crashed right on the hospital door.

[starman]

Everywhere I turned, people where shouting, "Nice skirt, babe!". It was so...EH heh...humiliating. Even my brothers thought I was a lady, and Jerome, who I assumed his name was, tried to put the moves on me. It was all very horrible.

"These pants don't like like a skirt, do they?" I said.

"...No...no...no, they don't Micheal" They all said, simultaneously.

[Inamon]

Hi. My name is DS Cat. I really annoyed the makers of the Nintendo DS when the man named me that horrible name. Hes' excuted now. I am the creator of the console, not him, after law. I also like Nintendogs, even though I compare dogs to Frank Grimes.

I went to a mountain in which the mountain spoke. "Wanna play a game", he said. I said, "yes". We played Mario Kart for hours. I'm still playing it now.

[starman]

Hello. My name is GoogleBot. I often rummage through towns and cities, looking for a friend, which a lot of people misconstrue for looking for food. Every time I try to explain how much I want a friend and that I wouldn't hurt a fly, they squeeze out of the grasp of my claws and get mushed into the ground as they splatter on the footpath. I never meant for anything like that to happen.

"But I'm just looking for a friend!", I screamed.

[Inamon]

I'm Pila Cat MI. The Pila generations has flyed, and people keep eating pills. One day, I saw a red thing. Thinking it was strawberry, I ate it. So, here I am. I ate a read... oh no... something's happening. AHAAAH! THE PAIN! HELP ME!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[Techincal difficulties. Please stand by.]

[starman]

Here is a pie. Pies are for eat...(turns around)

"Shuttup guys, I'm trying to get a guy to eat a pie I just spat in!", I screamed.

*ahem* ...anyway, this is a pie. Eat the pie. Eat it. Go on. Eat it.

Then I accidentally heard myself say that and unintentionally ate it, and I ate my spit and died. It was so humiliating.

[Inamon]

It started long ago. I was making out with Edna, while a guy named Inamon kicked me in the groin. I screamed, and then both Superintendent and Mother arrived.

"See-more!" "SKINNER!"

"Don't say my full name"

Bart then threw a tomato on me. This was followed by one of my greatest students ever, Lisa, screaming. Inamon then kicked me in the head, and took me to a room. I did nothing.

Nothing but watch Pulp Fiction. That movie is bloody terrible, I stated. Inamon then shot me. Now I'm in jail, my roommate Inamon. Luckily he's going to the chair. Later. I'm already on the chair.

[starman]

I just decided to take a sweaty jog over at Yahoo! headquarters. Usually when they see a person like me, they feel sorry for me and buy me stuff. It's a hell of a life leeching of a company that tries too hard to compete with a company they're never going to defeat. *cough*google*cough*

[Inamon]

I am gay. Okay, screw that. I'm a woman who likes cats. I like cats so much I once attempted to make love to a cat. It didn't really work well, as unexpected. I purchased a computer. It sucked; Minesweeper was so hard, viruses was installed before I even used the internet, and the security was awful. I installed WinFix - I hope it works. But then I came across this programe. With the help, I was able to turn myself into a cat! Being a cat was great. I could watch films about dogs and play Playstations. The computer, however, froze and I returned it. But I was a cat and couldn't. Oh well. I'm going to have sex with a lion now. Bye.

[starman]

I'm Bender. I say things that are meant to be funny, but turn out lame. Nothing I ever say is funny. I have an annoying voice. I am a robot. Beep. Beep. Beep. I have no idea who this guy is though; looks like a clown.

[Inamon]

^ Bwahaha!

Hi, I'm Weird Al Yankovic. I'm a nerd. But no noob, okay? I sing songs to diss overs. I'm a gangsta, and a noob. omg im lik totaly awsom. Alright, sorry for misleading you. I sing songs; fact. Weird Al, I donno. But I do stuff that makes you entertain yourself. No, not that way.

[starman]

zomg!11we're bigger than Jesus!!!!111 ...wait, wrong band.

"Us..........................and them...................", is all we'd ever say at those photoshoots, and then we'd totally do a guitar solo over the pictures. You can actually see the guitar solo on this picture. Amazing.

[Inamon]

Hi. I'm an idiot. I do idiot things, like shaving my hair off. I did it because I'm a gay lover of that woman who sung "Nothing Compares 2 U" - best song ever. I love the fact that Rolling Stone thought it was better than "Bohemian Rhapsody". Oh, I didn't say my name yet. I'm Britney Spears.

[starman]

Hi. I'm Starman. I'm totally like the coolest song ever. David Bowie named me after a member on a Simpsons internet forum, which is quite an honor.