Post by Starpossum on Feb 18, 2009 8:48:23 GMT -5
SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY.
OKAY WOW.
Like... that was even better than the first episode.
Not only is everyone off-Island going nuts, Ben is back to his usual creepy, backstabbing self, which I LOVE. And what the fuck is he doing taking Locke's body to the BUTCHERS?! That's just gross. And weird. And creepy.
And now I'm pretty sure we can assume he's kidnapped Sayid with the help of Jack. Hurley's in jail so that's going to be a problem. Kate and Sun are all angsty, and I bet you Ben's the one who ordered the DNA test on Kate.
Not to mention all the on-Island shenanigans!! OH MY LORDY. I'm pretty sure Charlotte's going to die, which is good 'cause I hate her, but bad because Dan loves her and he's so adorkable and I don't think I'll be able to stand seeing him heartbroken. And of course everyone's spazzing out because they're jumping back and forth in time and they have no supplies blah blah blah. Pretty sure Miles used his psychic powers on that boar.
Anyway, Frogurt starts going spaz and he gets HIT IN THE CHEST WITH A FREAKING FLAMING ARROW. That's just brilliant. Not just an arrow, oh no, it's a FLAMING ARROW. So everyone splits and Sawyer and Juliet end up getting caught by some DHARMA PEOPLE (LOL!PAST) and wow, I actually thought they were going to cut off her hand. I don't really like Juliet all that much, but I like her enough to not want them to cut off her hand, so I'm glad that didn't happen.
And then BAM Locke just appears, right when we'd almost forgotten about him, and kicks some ass as usual. Sawyer and Juliet are stuck between "...what the FUCK?!" and "...kthx."
In summary: Lost is FUCKING AWESOME. Period.
OKAY WOW.
Like... that was even better than the first episode.
Not only is everyone off-Island going nuts, Ben is back to his usual creepy, backstabbing self, which I LOVE. And what the fuck is he doing taking Locke's body to the BUTCHERS?! That's just gross. And weird. And creepy.
And now I'm pretty sure we can assume he's kidnapped Sayid with the help of Jack. Hurley's in jail so that's going to be a problem. Kate and Sun are all angsty, and I bet you Ben's the one who ordered the DNA test on Kate.
Not to mention all the on-Island shenanigans!! OH MY LORDY. I'm pretty sure Charlotte's going to die, which is good 'cause I hate her, but bad because Dan loves her and he's so adorkable and I don't think I'll be able to stand seeing him heartbroken. And of course everyone's spazzing out because they're jumping back and forth in time and they have no supplies blah blah blah. Pretty sure Miles used his psychic powers on that boar.
Anyway, Frogurt starts going spaz and he gets HIT IN THE CHEST WITH A FREAKING FLAMING ARROW. That's just brilliant. Not just an arrow, oh no, it's a FLAMING ARROW. So everyone splits and Sawyer and Juliet end up getting caught by some DHARMA PEOPLE (LOL!PAST) and wow, I actually thought they were going to cut off her hand. I don't really like Juliet all that much, but I like her enough to not want them to cut off her hand, so I'm glad that didn't happen.
And then BAM Locke just appears, right when we'd almost forgotten about him, and kicks some ass as usual. Sawyer and Juliet are stuck between "...what the FUCK?!" and "...kthx."
In summary: Lost is FUCKING AWESOME. Period.
