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Post by Starpossum on Oct 9, 2008 8:39:13 GMT -5
I know this topic has pretty much been milked for all it's worth, but I still find them funny, so I'm posting ones that actually made me laugh out oud. - If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. - Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. - When there's a fire, you stop, drop, and roll. When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop, and die. - Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest. - Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral. - Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis. - Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. - Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won. - The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind. - Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club. - Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life. - Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU. - Chuck Norris' IQ is infinity. Feel free to post your own
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Post by Princess Cheesecake on Nov 19, 2008 0:25:45 GMT -5
At Halloween, Chuck Norris doesn't dress up as Superman - Superman dresses up as Chuck Norris.
Haha that's the only one I know. And one more thing... why exactly does everyone talk about Chuck Norris all the time?
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 19, 2008 3:57:15 GMT -5
Because he ROCKS! Nah, it was just one of those fads I guess. Like Pokemon and badges.
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Post by Princess Cheesecake on Nov 19, 2008 21:14:26 GMT -5
Pokemon rule! I still love them. I have all the little figurines hanging on my bag.
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 20, 2008 6:02:32 GMT -5
Aha yep they still do. I have all my first series Pokemon cards... I plan to keep them until I'm like 60 and then sell them for a bazillion dollars. And I'm currently playing my way through Pokemon Ruby. These are my Pokemon ^_^ Wingull Zigzagoon Shroomish Whismur Taillow Marshtomp (I nicknamed him Gallifrey ;D) I love 'em. lol
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Post by Princess Cheesecake on Nov 20, 2008 17:29:34 GMT -5
I also have all my first season cards! But you know the coolest thing ever... playing Pokemon Stadium on Nintendo 64. I could spend hours on there and don't even get me started on the mini games ;D
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 22, 2008 8:19:13 GMT -5
Lmao the minigames were the main reason I played that game. Also, lol at the fact that this thread has been renamed.
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Post by Princess Cheesecake on Nov 22, 2008 18:48:28 GMT -5
Hahaha now everyone can share in the awesomeness that is Pokemon! If I knew how to create a poll, I would do a 'If you were a first season trainer, which starting pokemon would you pick?' poll, however I have no clue. So now that i've written this, maybe one will magically appear
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 23, 2008 5:44:07 GMT -5
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Post by Mike on Nov 23, 2008 17:12:54 GMT -5
You're welcome for the renaming.
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Post by Jason on Nov 28, 2008 18:31:49 GMT -5
Pokemon AND Chuck Norris?
Good god I think I've arrived in heaven
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 29, 2008 9:27:45 GMT -5
You're welcome!
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Post by Jason on Nov 29, 2008 12:15:30 GMT -5
If only you added David Hasselhoff into the mix! I would've probably died due to high amounts of INCREDIBLE AWESOMENESS then. Don't hassle the hoff!
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Post by Jye on Nov 30, 2008 0:30:41 GMT -5
This thread shall go down in history.
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Post by Starpossum on Nov 30, 2008 4:17:06 GMT -5
Hooray!
And boy am I glad I never watched Baywatch. *shudders*
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