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Post by Jye on Oct 23, 2007 1:01:01 GMT -5
What are your favourite quotes, lines or sayings from movies?
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Post by starman on Oct 23, 2007 1:12:30 GMT -5
"Because...get a load of this, alright, if you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's the right the cops in Amsterdam don't have."
"Oh man, I'm going, that's all it is to it, I'm f*ckin' going.
"I know baby, you dig it the most.... but you know the funniest thing about Europe is?"
"What?"
"It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same sh*t over there that they got here, but it's just, it's just their's a little different."
"Example?"
"Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam, and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer in McDonald's. And you know what they call uh...a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"Nah man they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the f*ck a quarter pounder is."
"Then what do they call it?"
"They call it, a, Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese?"
"That's right."
"What do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it La Big Mac."
"Le Big Mac [laughs]. What do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know, I didn't go into Burger King ... You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?"
"What?"
"Mayonnaise."
"Damn [laughter]"
"I seen them do it, man. They f*ckin' drown them in that sh*t."
"Yuck."
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Post by Starpossum on Oct 23, 2007 4:02:33 GMT -5
I have WAY too many to list, so here's some complex thoughts from Captain Jack Sparrow:
"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
"Ah, but fortunately, I know how to counter it. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
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Post by starman on Nov 25, 2007 5:20:09 GMT -5
A Clockwork Orange has some great quotes:
"Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening."
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Post by starman on Mar 23, 2008 6:04:37 GMT -5
"Suck my dick." - Charlie (Geena Davis), The Long Kiss Goodnight
"First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?" - Bruce, Bruce Almighty
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am, and don't call me Sherly" -- Flying High
"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God." -- Caligula, Caligula
"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free." -- Red, The Shawshank Redemption
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Post by Starpossum on Mar 24, 2008 7:54:20 GMT -5
From Be Kind Rewind:[/i]
Jerry [out of tune]: When you're walkin' down the street... and you see a little ghost... whatcha gonna do about Ghostbustaaahs?!
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.
Mike: I'll be Bill Murray and you'll be everyone else.
From Run Fatboy Run:[/i]
Gordon: Hey, I've got you those tickets you wanted-
Dennis: They were for yesterday!
Gordon: Oh so NOW you don't want them?!
Dennis: Why would I want them?!
Gordon: You could... sell them on e-bay.
Dennis: Who would buy tickets for an event which happened yesterday?
Gordon: ...Time travellers.
Gordon: The only serious relationship I've been in ended in a broken collarbone and a dead meerkat.
Gordon: Hey do you think it would be weird if I took a bath? [pause] Yeah... that would be weird.
Gordon: That was the second most disgusting fluid I've ever had in my eye.
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Post by Jason on Jan 16, 2009 1:39:54 GMT -5
Megabump.
There's a few quotes from Clerks that are sticking out in my mind that just crack me up hardcore
Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Random Customer: In a row!?
Dante (shouting): Try not to suck any more dick on your way to the parking lot!
(Dude standing outside the store goes to follow her)
Dante: Get back here!
Paraphrased but you get the drift.
Also this whole run is basically the best ever:
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My thingy and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave thingy", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?
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Post by Starpossum on Jan 16, 2009 8:32:22 GMT -5
Pineapple Express
Saul: Fuck tha po-lice!
Ted: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
Saul: I think we should stay!
Dale: Why?
Saul: ...'Cause I'm in the dumpster already!
Dale: I should call Angie soon... make up some bullshit...
Dale: Let's get outta here! Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop! Get weed! Get the weed!
Saul: Okay.
Dale: Anything we might need: Snacks! Food! Fruit Rollups!... Let's get the fuck outta here!
Dale: Is it really that rare?
Saul: It's, like, the rarest. It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
Matheson: I look like Hamburglar! And the Elephant Man!
Saul: You look like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot, man!
Budlofsky: Professional. Professional.
Saul: Professional on this, bitch! [grabs crotch]
Red [wakes up taped to a chair]: Hey, what's up, dudes?
Dale: What's up? Tell us everything now!
Saul: Talk, Red.
Red: I'm gonna flex and bust out of here.
[Red tries to bust out]
Saul: Trapped.
Dale: It's not happening, Red.
Red: Okay, I'll talk. Um, Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed the murder. He found your roach. He sent two guys over here, Budlofsky and Matheson. Two real big son of a bitches. They're basically out to kill you guys, and they're gonna kill me, too, unless I turn y'all over. So you guys are basically fucked.
Robert: You assholes do exactly as I say, or I will take you outside and fuck you in the street!
Dale: No! Don't fuck us anywhere!
Dale: If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach, or a worm, or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.
Saul: Man, why'd we have to go to the woods?
Dale: Well you didn't come up with any ideas!
Saul: Yeah, I came up with two! Nowhere and Quizno's.
Saul: Holy cock!
Saul: BFFF?
Dale: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!
Saul: Hey, look: it's like my thumb is my cock.
Dale: That's not gonna get us a ride, man.
Dale: Even if he found that roach, how could he find us?
Saul: Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Dale: I'm just - I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.
Saul: Thank you.
Dale: Not a compliment.
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that African Kush I had, and they had a baby, and then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Lights stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby, and by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
Dale: Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Saul: What’s down there, a fucking Rancor?
Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, m*th*rf**k*r!
Robert: Angie, you're a fucking idiot. I say that with love.
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Post by HootieO on Feb 21, 2019 11:58:54 GMT -5
I like rock songs! I really do! And my favourite hardcore band is Hootie & Blowfish! All band members has came together to give more than 50 concerts to their fans in 2019! To know more about Hootie&Blowfish in 2019 visit website <a href=https://hootietheblowfishtour.com>Hootie and the Blowfish tour Louisville</a>. You won't miss any performance this year if you visit the link!
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Post by nkotbO on Feb 26, 2019 13:52:08 GMT -5
New Kids on the Block is my favourite band of 90s. NKOTB had so many hit songs! The ones I remember are 'Tonight', 'Baby, I Believe In You' and their hit 'Step By Step'. These are real songs, not fake ones like today! And it is sooo good they have a tour in 2019! And I'm going to attend their concert this year. The concert setlist is here: <a href=https://newkidsontheblocktour2019.com>New Kids on the Block tour Detroit</a>. Check it out and maybe we can even visit one of the concerts together!
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Post by BBoysO on Mar 2, 2019 22:54:46 GMT -5
Backstreet Boys BSB are an American rock boy band. The band was founded on April 20, 1993 in Orlando, Florida, by Lou Pearlman. Now this is the most successful band with more than 100 million records sold all around the world. The band was named after a flea market in Orlando, the "backstreet flea market". In 2019 Backstreet Boys has more than 50 concerts in the US with their DNA World Tour. Check all concerts at <a href=https://backstreetboystourdates.com>backstreetboystourdates</a> site. Full list of tour dates & concerts!
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Post by CarrieO on Mar 8, 2019 11:55:05 GMT -5
Carrie Underwood is my favourite country singer. She is young, beautiful and charming woman in her 30s. Her voice takes me away from all issues of this planet so I can enjoy my life and listen songs created by her voice. Now the singer is on a Cry Pretty 360 Tour started in May of 2019. The concerts scheduled for this year, up to the last day of October. Tickets are available for all men and women with different income. If you love contry music, then you must visit at least one of her concert. All tour dates are available at the <a href=https://carrieunderwoodtour.com>Carrie Underwood tour Raleigh</a>. Visit the website and make yourself familiar with all Carrie Underwood concerts in 2019!
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Post by Johnnylen on Apr 29, 2019 9:58:53 GMT -5
I like blues songs! I really do! And my favourite soul band is Johnnyswim! The members Amanda Sudano and Abner Ramirez are about to give more than 40 concerts for their fans in 2019 and 2020! To know more about Johnnyswim band in 2020 visit site <a href=https://johnnyswimtour.com>Johnnyswim tickets</a>. You aren't going to miss concerts by Johnnyswim in 2020 if you click on the link!
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Post by Johnnylen on Apr 30, 2019 12:40:39 GMT -5
I like pop-folk bands! I really do! And my favourite soul band is Johnnyswim! The members Amanda Sudano and Abner Ramirez are about to perform more than 40 concerts to their fans in 2019 and 2020! To know more about Johnnyswim band in 2019 visit site <a href=https://johnnyswimtour.com>Johnnyswim tour</a>. You won't miss any performance by Johnnyswim this year if you click on the link!
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Post by Chainlen on May 4, 2019 22:12:11 GMT -5
I like EDM bands! I really do! And my favourite EDM band is Chainsmokers! DJs Alex Pall and Andrew Taggart are about to give more than 50 concerts to their fans in 2019 and 2020! To know more about Chainsmokers in 2020 visit site <a href=https://chainsmokersconcerts.com>Chainsmokers concert schedule</a>. You aren't going to miss concerts this year if you click on the link!
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