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Post by starman on Feb 1, 2008 2:06:52 GMT -5
Here's how it works. I start by posting a sentence or two, and you continue the story by posting more sentences, etc. etc. until it evolves into a full-blown script.
Rules
- Keep it tame; ie. Try to keep the R-rated material down to a minimum
- You cannot post twice in a row
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Homer woke up and went downstairs for breakfast. There was no-one there. So he decided to...
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Post by Inamon on Feb 1, 2008 12:00:55 GMT -5
...run to a castle.
"Marge, are you there? Breakfast's ready and nobody is coming, and it makes me really sad", he questioned.
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Post by Mike on Feb 1, 2008 17:57:46 GMT -5
He then went back to his house and ate breakfast, but he was sad and worried...
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Post by starman on Feb 1, 2008 17:58:41 GMT -5
...couldn't stop eating. He ate all the food at the house, and had to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart to stock up, which is when he saw...
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Post by Mike on Feb 1, 2008 18:11:09 GMT -5
Bart and Lisa, but Marge and Maggie weren't there...
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Post by starman on Feb 1, 2008 21:49:01 GMT -5
"Bart, Lisa, where's your mom? and the baby?"
"They're in the toilet," Lisa replied.
'Why are you so eager to know, dad?" said Bart.
(Lisa and Homer stare at Bart)
"Heh, eager? did you just say eager? you never say eager? why did you say eager?" questioned Lisa.
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Post by Inamon on Feb 2, 2008 6:49:56 GMT -5
"Lisa, go to your room!" shouted Homer. Lisa cried all the way up to the stairs.
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Post by starman on Feb 2, 2008 7:54:08 GMT -5
"Why'd you do that just now, pop?"
"Quiet, boy."
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Post by Mike on Feb 2, 2008 12:31:42 GMT -5
"Ok"
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Post by starman on Feb 5, 2008 3:10:09 GMT -5
(Marge and Maggie walk out of the toilet)
Marge: Oh, hello, Homie.
Homer: Marge! Oh I love you I love you I love you.....NEVER LEAVE AGAIN WITHOUT TELLING ME!
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Post by Mike on Feb 6, 2008 17:50:31 GMT -5
Marge: " I didn't leave, I was in the bathroom."
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Post by starman on Feb 19, 2008 3:39:40 GMT -5
Homer: Eh, same thing. Now let's go home, I'm not gonna feed myself!
(The family laugh while Homer snacks on a nearby candy bar).
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Post by Mike on Feb 21, 2008 15:17:24 GMT -5
Bart: Wait, I thought we were home.
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Post by starman on Feb 21, 2008 15:59:38 GMT -5
(The family stare at him, and eventually start laughing)
Bart: ...no I'm serious, I thought we were already at home!
(The family take Bart to a doctor)
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Post by Mike on Feb 24, 2008 15:21:23 GMT -5
Universe rips because family is at home and not at home at the same time.
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